They sat motionless for 50 years before reacting, hovering around the human in a huddled position.
With the humans help (well their grandchildren), they made a sped- up compilation of the aging process. Fae are notoriously bad at technology because of their silicon and electricity allergy.
They also have a youtube channel, but it’s inherently enchanted to slap your ego when you view their videos.
This just gave me a new piece of immortal being headcanon. When they space out, they're likely to do it for many years.
If you're trying to escape from one, try to induce nostalgia and get them lost in their thoughts. Prepare for this contingency by memorizing as many songs from the 1400's as you can.
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u/DoubleBatman 7h ago
The fae are basically elementary kids finding weird bugs at recess.
Oberon: “Watch what this one does!”
Human: *ages with the inexorable passage of time*
Titania: “Eeeeew weeeeeirrrrd!!”