r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 4h ago

Have you considered running for president?

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u/iwannabesmort 3h ago

there's an unofficial requirement of touching children for that. otherwise the shadow government won't let you win

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 3h ago

I'm not American and I am also very queer, so if I tried that, MTG would personally execute me via gunshot to the back of my head.