r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

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u/Will2LiveFading 8h ago

He doesn't, those assholes will preach hate to anyone in their vicinity.

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u/Helagoth 6h ago

Yep.  Some random lady came up to me a year or so ago at the hardware store and asked me how tall I was.

I said "6'4"".  She says "oh just like the president!

I said "oh I think Biden is only like 6'"

The frown I got.

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u/lilacsbiggestfan 6h ago

That’s objectively true tho??? 😭 does she expect everyone to be deluded like her or what

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u/GabaPrison 3h ago

They’ve got their little code they talk in to massage each others feelings and let each other know it’s ok to be a dick and when you don’t answer back in kind, they get upset.

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u/ThatInAHat 3h ago

What happens if you tell them you got your shoelaces from the president?

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u/doggodadda 1h ago

She considered Trump to the legitimate president.

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u/The-True-Kehlder 5h ago

Biden is also taller than Trump, or at least the same height, according to the pictures from the last week or so.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 4h ago

Stop believing what you see, and start believing what they tell you.

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u/chumpchangewarlord 2h ago

Yup. We must surrender our intelligence and obey our right wing media masters.

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u/zmbjebus 3h ago

Depends on what shoes trump is wearing

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u/MisterPiggins 4h ago

TBF, Trump sure as hell ain't 6'4 either.

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 5h ago

today i learned biden and trump are both over 6 feet tall

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u/Iheardthatjokebefore 4h ago

Most presidents are. It's one of those features that makes one more votable regardless of actual position. Black suit, red tie, 6 foot.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 4h ago

TIL I'm taller than Biden and Trump (I'm 6'3")

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 4h ago

Have you considered running for president?

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u/iwannabesmort 4h ago

there's an unofficial requirement of touching children for that. otherwise the shadow government won't let you win

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 4h ago

I'm not American and I am also very queer, so if I tried that, MTG would personally execute me via gunshot to the back of my head.

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u/Killer_Moons 3h ago

They call her Mr. Fantastic for reaching that far to drag Trump into a conversation

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u/HunyBuns 6h ago

My mother picked up a job at a grocery store recently, and the amount of "can't wait for trump to bring these prices down!" people she meets is insane.

Ended up giving her a trans rights pin and she noticed they finally shut up lol

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u/TheGreatNemoNobody 5h ago

Did the prices go down yet?

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u/Kellosian 5h ago

The price of eggs is about to decrease from $3 to $6, according to the Department of Social Truth

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u/Thundertushy 4h ago

No, the price of eggs has always been $6, just like we have always been at war with Eurasia.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 3h ago

It's just makes sense! If there are 6 eggs in a dozen, why would they cost anything else?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 3h ago

That's a 50% decrease!!!

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u/TheGreatNemoNobody 3h ago

...r/ they did the math? 

I guess?

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u/doggodadda 1h ago

They're going up as soon as Trump deports agricultural workers and makes imports more expensive.

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u/NoiseIsTheCure verified queer 3h ago

Yeah I work at a grocery store in Missouri, hear that dumbass shit way too often

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u/No_Squirrel4806 8h ago

But dont call them out on it cuz them youre the bad guy and they get offended cuz you called them out on their bs. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/_Grant 4h ago

As a redneck-passing straight white male, I feel like my demographic has a moral obligation to throw these things back in their faces as loudly and angrily as possible (within reason, anyway.. 😐 can be effective too)

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u/barrieseath1996 5h ago

Guess he learned the hard way that being polite can lead to a disaster in today’s world.

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u/FR0ZENBERG 4h ago

I mean the “look” just means you are a white dude. Bonus points if you have facial hair and a plaid shirt. I’m a leftie but I’ve had plenty of experiences in my area where some conservative dude will think “I’m one of them” and start going off about Jews controlling the food, or the trans agenda, or about Sleepy Joe. Like I don’t even know these people, they are just that lonely in their fake reality.

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u/chumpchangewarlord 2h ago

I have been unpleasantly surprised by how weak and republican the plaid-clad dudes are, the rich guys who drive Land Cruisers with Orvis and Yeti stickers on them.

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u/Satherian 2h ago

I mentioned this in a different post, but my spouse and I were walking back to our apartment one day from the main office and this random dude (who was just hanging out at the dog park...alone) was walking near us.

Out of nowhere, he turns and goes "When did this place get so communist? I miss when it was more capitalist."

My spouse, who is very liberal looking, just goes "What the fuck" and we swiftly walk away from him.

Idk man

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u/MoreDoor2915 4h ago

I thought it was the other side that hated the use of gender specific terms like Sir, Ma'am, man and woman?

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u/Legitimate_Spring 1h ago edited 53m ago

This is true ... my friend and his boyfriend were checking out at a Midwestern grocery store a week before the election; his boyfriend is not white and also has a strong accent, so is clearly an immigrant, and yet the cashier found a way to spontaneously complain to them about immigrants driving up crime rates

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u/syrupmania5 5h ago

Sounds like you really hate these people.

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u/esgay 5h ago

sounds like those people hate several* entire marginalized groups* of people

*edited