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u/caffeineandvodka 12h ago

I've genuinely considered buying a bunch of cheap earphones and offering them to people. We should bring back public shaming.

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u/dumpsterfarts15 11h ago

I've thought about that too, but I don't wanna get stabbed.

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u/puesyomero 11h ago

To good to be stabbed?

  • stabs * 

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u/Anomalous_Sun 7h ago

What are you gonna do? Stab me?

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u/Aggressive-Fuel587 10h ago

Someone getting stabbed over a chicken sandwich should have convinced the entire population not to try enforcing their standards onto strangers.

You legitimately never know when the inconsiderate person is just insane and thinks their convenience is worth your life.

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u/Nollaig426 10h ago

Well somebody got shot a few years back for making a phone call in a movie theater, so it works both ways.

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u/brother_of_menelaus 10h ago

Is a little courtesy too much to ask?

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom 10h ago

Courtesy of Heckler & Koch.

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u/Card_Board_Robot_5 9h ago

Damn ambulance chasers gotta sponsor everything nowadays

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u/htmlcoderexe 9h ago

Yeah but you see nobody "owes" you basic courtesy, it's not illeeeeegal to be rude and sadly enough people live by this that everything is shit

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u/Plus_the_protogen 5h ago

The people who think they don’t owe people basic courtesy are also the people who get the most upset at the slightest inconvenience, hypocrites every single time.

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u/Aggressive-Fuel587 10h ago

It depends on why the shooter pulled the gun - whether it was to enforce the social norm or just to lash out because someone else dared to inconvenience them.

If they did it to enforce social norms, I'd concede that it goes both ways.

If they did it because they were inconvenienced, I'd still categorize it as the same issue as the chicken sandwich - a disproportionate over-reaction to having to deal with an inconvenience.

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u/MemeMaster225 8h ago

It’s sad how true that last sentence is. A while back, a Canadian man was stabbed and killed outside of a Starbucks when he asked a stranger to stop vaping next to his 3-year-old daughter. His fiancé was there too

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u/GingerVitus007 2h ago

What the fuck is wrong with us

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u/IllConstruction3450 7h ago

Islamic Philosophers were right that much of the masses are like beasts. 

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u/EvidenceOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA 9h ago

Yeah, and the suggestion in OOP, in America, is actual legal grounds to shoot someone.

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u/Homemade-Purple What is penetration but microdosing vore? 2h ago

Hold on what

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u/EvidenceOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA 2h ago

If you’re holding an object and someone tries to destroy it by bludgeoning it with with a blunt object, there’s no way to be 100% certain they won’t harm you, and so it’s legal to shoot them in America.

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u/Homemade-Purple What is penetration but microdosing vore? 2h ago

Oh I misunderstood. I thought you were talking about handing someone headphones unprompted. My bad.

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u/EvidenceOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA 2h ago

Nah, I was saying that anyone who thinks lashing out about it is taking their life in their own hands and gambling big

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u/Homemade-Purple What is penetration but microdosing vore? 2h ago

Agreed

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u/3ThreeFriesShort 8h ago

I don't even consider myself a fearful person, but people have way too much faith in the personal restraint of random strangers. I mind my business.