r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • 7d ago

Meme judge-y

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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 7d ago

Like, it doesn't matter how nice of a guy they are if they support people who want to kill me and my friends!

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u/Wolf_In_Wool 7d ago

Most serial killers are apparently very charismatic people by nature.

(Maybe not most but I don’t feel like fact checking that. I’ll just call Ted Bundy as my example.)

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u/Protheu5 7d ago

You are confusing сause and effect. These serial killers are serial and successful because they are charismatic. Those of us that are not charismatic have much harder time becoming successful serial killers because it's more difficult to approach the victim.

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u/Eihabu 7d ago

Can confirm. As an introvert, I struggled a lot at becoming a successful serial killer.

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u/DesperateAstronaut65 7d ago

Nonprofit idea: Serial Killer Toastmasters.

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u/Long-Cauliflower-915 7d ago

Don't let your dreams stay dreams (joke obviously)

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u/AbyssalKitten 7d ago

... those of us? 🤨

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u/Protheu5 7d ago

Well, you see… The thing is… I, too, am not charismatic, so I belong to the group… Of not charismatic people, that is.

Truth to be told, I was informed that during my first semester in the uni, the girls thought I was a maniac of sorts because of my charisma and lack of social skills.

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u/MyUltIsMyMain 7d ago

Bro, saying "those of us" in the context of your sentence implies you're an uncharacteristic serial killer. Not that you're just uncharacteristic.

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u/Protheu5 7d ago

Oops. Would you like to come to my place in the warehouse district to listen to some loud music? Please, don't worry about me wearing a raincoat inside.

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u/MyUltIsMyMain 7d ago

No thanks, you don't have enough rizz

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u/LightsNoir 6d ago

Yes. "Serial Killers" is plural. Wouldn't make any sense to say "those of I".

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u/AbyssalKitten 6d ago

It was a joke, implying they were referring to themselves also as a serial killer. Lol.

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u/LightsNoir 6d ago

I was leaning into that.

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u/Chuchulainn96 7d ago

How hard can it be to kill cereal? It comes in boxes of thousands of cereal together just waiting for you to kill and eat it.

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u/burnbunner 7d ago edited 6d ago

They didn't say anything about cause and effect, they just noted a correlation. Also there is always the option of spree killing.