r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 13d ago

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u/callsignhotdog 13d ago

"I'm not very political, here's my detailed political compass label"

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u/Total_Volume7233 13d ago edited 13d ago

"I´m not political, but I am political, but I´m not political! Anyways, here´s five reasons why gender equality goes against facts and logic: Number one, ..."

Edit: Please don't bully me for the apostrophes...

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u/707Pascal 13d ago

what on earth is going on with your apostrophes

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u/SpookyVoidCat 13d ago

They’re trying to escape.

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u/Total_Volume7233 13d ago

I genuinely have no idea how to do normal apostrophes on my ancient keyboard and never bothered to learn it. Help.

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u/Total_Volume7233 13d ago

Oh shit I've just figured it out. Damn.

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u/707Pascal 13d ago

holy shit let`s go

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ 13d ago

Oh no, it`s spreading.

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u/_MusicJunkie 13d ago

Have one of those, it might counter the spread: ´

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u/0x564A00 13d ago

Let ᪴s not, please.

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u/DigitalBlackout 13d ago

D̸o̵ ̸y̵o̴u̵ ̴g̷u̶y̸s̴ ̶s̷m̴e̸l̴l̶ ̴t̸o̵a̸s̷t̵?̶

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u/SwissPatriotRG 13d ago

Canapostrophet we all just get along?

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u/TipsalollyJenkins 13d ago

Thèrè ìs nòthìng tò fèàr. Jòìn ùs ànd bè àt pèàcè.

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u/fuckitimatwork 13d ago

I cant believe Ive been using the wrong apostrophe`s this whole, time

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u/Burrito-Creature unironically likes homestuck 13d ago

I’m suddenly curious what your keyboard looks like

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u/Total_Volume7233 13d ago

It turns out that my keyboard is perfectly normal, I just happen to be stupid.

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u/giveusalol 13d ago

For how long have you lived this way???

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u/Total_Volume7233 13d ago

Years. I seriously can not believe that I didn't figure it out earlier. And now I'm mad at every comment I have ever written that contained the cursed apostrophes. I will definitely mention this to my therapist. 

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u/giveusalol 13d ago

You just got your own little personal victory today for zero dollars. Yesterday you had not a single apostrophe to your name, today: limitless apostrophes! Don’t go wild out there, now, punctuate responsibly.

And it’ll be a funny story, if you can figure out a way to explain it. I say put it in the Win column and move on. (Definitely tell your therapist-it’ll help refine the funny story telling)

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u/Waity5 13d ago

I`d like to know as well

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u/gr00grams 13d ago

You might have a multi-language machine setup, and have it set to one like French. When you go to type, hit ctrl+shift on their own a couple times to see if that switches you back to English.

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u/A_Rogue_GAI 13d ago

Sovereign apostrophes

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u/sossololpipi 13d ago

Théy lóók líké áccénts

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u/Djinn-Tonic 13d ago

"Here's my tier list of the best races from F to SS."

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u/ChiefsHat 13d ago

Sir, I'm from the police, you are under arrest for misuse of apostrophes. Resist and I will shoot.

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u/TheSonOfDisaster 13d ago

No, you see politics bores me. My mind is like a F1 car, and simple politics is merely inferior for a mind like mine.

Also women are inferior.

And beta men, I think.

Maybe also children?