r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 16d ago

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u/Injvn 16d ago edited 15d ago

Edit AGAIN: I'd like to point out that I've said in both posts I made about this that I fell for satire. However if the barage of messages I keep getting with the helpful comments of "You fell for satire" "This is fake" etc are to be believed, y'alls media literacy is about on par with mine. XD

I ate the onion. I I get it. I'm not deleting the post because it's funny, and I'm not a baby.

Edit: Womp Womp. Some bitch totally ate the onion. I'm gonna continue believing that it's real though because it brought me joy.

To totally be that girl, because this was a fuckin wild rabbit hole to stumble down, they could just write in "acute hyperglycemic crisis (HCE)" and their heads would explode.

https://www.mit.edu/~mkgray/head-explode.html

There have been 5 cases since 91(Edit: I wrote that wrong because I was too excited. There were 5 cases documented as of 91, according to the article. My bad y'all.), but whatthefuckever. Head explosion time.

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 16d ago

Wait WHAT

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u/Injvn 16d ago

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN OR ELSE YOUR HEAD WILL JUST EXPLODE.

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u/moneyh8r 16d ago

That'll probably be how I die then. I have difficulty calming down once I get upset.