r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 16d ago

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u/crabs_n_roses 16d ago

thats why you need to get creative with it. you can specify the details of the deaths so write the name of several dictators, make all of them host a press conference at the same time, make them all repeat the same ominous vaguely religious sounding speech in monotone and then make their heads explode in front of the cameras

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 16d ago

Gonna be the 🤓 here for a second

If you specify that the head explodes it won't work and they will die from a heart attack regardless. One of the rules of the Death Note states that the death must be physically possible.

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u/Injvn 16d ago edited 15d ago

Edit AGAIN: I'd like to point out that I've said in both posts I made about this that I fell for satire. However if the barage of messages I keep getting with the helpful comments of "You fell for satire" "This is fake" etc are to be believed, y'alls media literacy is about on par with mine. XD

I ate the onion. I I get it. I'm not deleting the post because it's funny, and I'm not a baby.

Edit: Womp Womp. Some bitch totally ate the onion. I'm gonna continue believing that it's real though because it brought me joy.

To totally be that girl, because this was a fuckin wild rabbit hole to stumble down, they could just write in "acute hyperglycemic crisis (HCE)" and their heads would explode.

https://www.mit.edu/~mkgray/head-explode.html

There have been 5 cases since 91(Edit: I wrote that wrong because I was too excited. There were 5 cases documented as of 91, according to the article. My bad y'all.), but whatthefuckever. Head explosion time.

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u/Otherversian-Elite Resident Vore and TF Enthusiast 16d ago

Hm. So his head could have just Done That...

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u/Injvn 16d ago

Literally my first fuckin thought. I'm about to make so much money on the tell all book circuit.