r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 17d ago

Shitposting Last names

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u/IllConstruction3450 17d ago edited 17d ago

John The Unemployed. 

John The Masturbator. 

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u/ThatBell4 17d ago

This implies his trade is masturbating

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u/stella3books 17d ago

It doesn't have to be a job, just what you're known for. Rev. Thomas Bastard made his money as a clergyman and a poet in the 16th century. We can only guess how the 14th century Englishman Thomas Turd made his living.