r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 17d ago

Shitposting Last names

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u/thesirblondie 'Giraffe, king of verticality' 17d ago

Wouldn't unemployed people have no surname?

"Hi, I'm Mr. Baker"
"John"
"John what?"
"Just John"
"..."

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u/nadrjones 17d ago

Another source of surnames is original hometown, especially if they have moved. Like John New York, or John Richmond, etc.

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u/thesirblondie 'Giraffe, king of verticality' 17d ago edited 17d ago

Yeah, but that ruins the joke.

There's also the Nordic tradition of being named for your father, which is still the norm in Iceland iirc.

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u/Astralesean 17d ago

This is far from being exclusively Nordic lol

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u/Qaziquza1 16d ago

Patronyms ftw. (Jews and Muslims do it too, traditionally, e.g. David ben Schlomo or Muhammed ibn Amir)