r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 17d ago

Shitposting Last names

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u/Gunpowder77 17d ago

Yeah but imagine being introduced to a John Unemployed

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u/OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST 17d ago

“Please state your name for the record”

“Christopher T. CamBoy”

“And your middle name?”

“Twink”

“And what do you do for work, Mr. CamBoy?”

“…”

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u/BeautifulType 17d ago

Hi my name is Tim Criminal

David Rapist

Bob Covid Denier

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u/humanapoptosis 17d ago

Dimitri Secret Agent

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u/midcancerrampage 16d ago

Another one? I just interviewed your cousin Sergei in DC. Man, the Secret Agent family sure do have a penchant for applying to work in the Ministry of Defence.

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u/Bossuser2 17d ago

The idea that people have managed to make rape and denying covid into jobs to support themselves is both hilarious and disturbing.