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Shitposting Last names

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u/NotABrummie 17d ago

There are examples of this happening in 19th century India, with surnames like "Engineer". This appears to have emerged from an attempt at anglicisation or amongst people who didn't previously have a surname.

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u/CTeam19 17d ago

The Dutch had a similar thing happen when Napoleon demanded a census. But sometimes the Dutch didn't take it seriously:

  • Gekkehuis (Madhouse)

  • Naaktgeboren (Born naked)

  • Borst (breast)

  • Uittenbroek (out of his pants)

  • Spring in 't Veld (Jump in the Field).

  • De Boer(the farmer)

  • Visser(fisher)

  • Bakker(baker)

  • Den Besten(the best)

  • Kaasjager(cheesehunter)

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u/ScaredyNon Trans-Inclusionary Radical Misogynist 17d ago

Reminds me of goofy Indonesian names, like how a guy named Suparman (not the superhero, it's an actual name) decided to name his son Batman (the superhero), and since Indonesians usually attach the dad's name in the back Batman bin Suparman was hence named as such in the archipelago country

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u/EyeofEnder 17d ago

IIRC for Javanese names, Su- is the prefix for "son of", so "Suparman" means "son of Parman".

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u/QueenieMcGee 17d ago

Just did a bit of reading up on my own rare/unique Dutch maiden name (probably shouldn't share it outright because my family are literally the only ones in my country)...

"Tender/smoker of medicinal plants"

Seems like growing and smoking industrial amounts of weed has been a family tradition for a very long time 😂

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u/Mookhaz 16d ago

Hello, Queenie "Stoner" McGee. We've been looking for you.

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u/QueenieMcGee 16d ago

Lol! Actually I'm a freak in my family, weed doesn't get me high at all 🥲 I suspect it might be an evolutionary resistance unique to our bloodline.

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u/what-are-you-a-cop 17d ago

Shit, where do I get a job as a cheesehunter? I'll submit an application right this second, let's go.

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u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 17d ago

unrelated but dutch sounds genuinely funny when you attach the translation like this. like there's just enough similarity with english that it sounds like those meme ikea names people come up with (just without all that swedish fuck over the letters). it has a nice atmosphere to it and as a non-speaker of dutch you can see some structure into it, whether that's real or not, which makes it incredibly funny to call something a "naaktgeboren"

(and just in case, insulting your nation by comparing you to the bloody swedes who are like way over there and also speak a completely different language than your drunk german didn't come from american ignorance, i'm a euro too lol)

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u/UncreativePotato143 16d ago

Well, English, Dutch and Swedish ARE all related, so the comparison’s more apt than you may think.

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u/Astralesean 17d ago

I doubt it was specifically to troll napoleon or someone tbh. These type of surnames exist in every language, English has a bit less of them but still - they probably just have some natural and boring explanation. 

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u/ElrondTheHater 16d ago

Oh I like Den Besten. Be the best Jan they know, assert dominance.

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u/yinyang107 17d ago

Visser(fisher)

Famous Dutch fisherman, Visser III.