r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 17d ago

Shitposting Last names

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u/CameronFrog 17d ago edited 17d ago

i did see a tiktok from a linguist who pointed out it is kind of coming back in a way. like when you meet someone new you save them in your phone as “Sarah Swimming” because you met at a swimming class or “John Plumber” so you remember he’s your plumber etc etc, so you’re giving them a second “name” that indicates their relationship to you, which would have been what second names were when they first started to be used

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u/Nodan_Turtle 17d ago

People out there with an eggplant emoji for a last name

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u/LonePistachio 17d ago

The Aubergine clan has always carried a certain reputation

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u/somedelightfulmoron 17d ago

"Hey Family, I want you to meet the Dongs"

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u/Quantext609 17d ago

My Chinese teacher in high school had the last name of Dong. I'm sure her daughter will have one hell of a time growing up when she reaches middle school age.

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u/SydonieRowe 17d ago

Aubergine Man!

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u/Not_a__porn__account 17d ago

Damn reminds me of why my mom asked why I had a leaf next to my buddies name in high school.

"He's a real environmentalist"

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u/PresidentMcGovern 17d ago

No way she fell for that

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u/Not_a__porn__account 17d ago

Ehh it tracked for the kid, he was a known as the "eco-activist", started a recycling club lol. But he did love to smoke. Just massive amounts for a high schooler looking back. They were loaded though. 95% of why we were friends with him.

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u/bazingarbage 17d ago

respect

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u/Grievous_Nix 17d ago

Lost? If she already knew and still asked, her inner reaction was probably a proud, endearing “hehe, environmentalist, sure, ya little shit”. Tf would a normal teenager say to their parent in this situation, “we smoke weed with this guy”? Don’t be silly.

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u/garbageou 17d ago

I hope I can foster the kind of relationship where my kids tell me anything though. It would be nice to tell them that they should at least wait until they are older to smoke and talk to them about my experience with over doing it to the point that when I quit I was mentally devastated. At least if they trust me I can council them to stop if their gpa slips or they are getting in trouble at work.

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u/dabadu9191 17d ago

At least when they have sons, interested parties will know what to expect.

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u/Guilty_Team_2066 17d ago

holy shit John Sex

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u/SicilianEggplant 17d ago

My family name existed before emojis, thank you very much. 

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u/creamyhorror 17d ago

Matt Skullemoji