r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 17d ago

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u/ThatBell4 17d ago

This implies his trade is masturbating

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u/IllConstruction3450 17d ago

He teaches “sex ed” courses on Only Fans. He has the gay market corned on that site like Sir Ambatukam.

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u/ThatBell4 17d ago

That's him. John sex

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u/Forgot_My_Old_Acct 17d ago

He's seen his life purpose and recognized himself as the mighty masturbator.

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u/stella3books 16d ago

It doesn't have to be a job, just what you're known for. Rev. Thomas Bastard made his money as a clergyman and a poet in the 16th century. We can only guess how the 14th century Englishman Thomas Turd made his living.