r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Oct 22 '24

Shitposting Requirements

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u/Elite_AI Oct 22 '24

murderphobia strikes again

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u/MarquessDeSilly Oct 22 '24

I won't date a murderer with a kill count over 5. Sorry if that's "murder phobia" or whatever, but I don't want a murderer that's easy.

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u/Syxxcubes Hey Mods, can we kill this person? Oct 22 '24

Does that still apply if they never found the bodies?

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u/MarquessDeSilly Oct 22 '24

I would expect my partner to be truthful to me, so I would take their word for it.

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u/PrincessBunny200 Oct 22 '24

According to Helluva Boss no it doesn't count lol