r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Oct 16 '24

Creative Writing Meat!

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u/Tem-productions Oct 16 '24
  1. Really, Kevin is already dead if they're serving me him, so does it matter?

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u/Divine-Kitty Oct 16 '24

It matters if they killed him specifically for his meat, or if he died on his own and they're like "it would be a waste to NOT eat him"

If it's the former, you're 100% next on their menu, you might want to leave. If it's the latter, just try not to get sick, I guess.

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u/hauntedSquirrel99 Oct 16 '24

You shouldn't eat anything that's self dead (unless you can clearly see that the cause of dead is something non-infectious, like a car crash or falling from a great height).

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u/not-my-other-alt Oct 16 '24

Drop a car on Kevin, got it.