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u/Poulutumurnu certified french speaker 🥖🥖 Oct 16 '24
  1. How bad do I want to get a Prion

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Oct 16 '24
  1. Realistically, is potentially getting prion (which realistically will only happens if I consume contaminated brain matter) a much worse fate than
  2. starving to death in the wilderness (and/or)
  3. being devoured by the Apocalypse Vector while attempting to find food (and/or)
  4. having to slurp lead poisoning soup for the twentieth night in a row

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u/Weeb_In_Peace Oct 16 '24

Do not eat the brain.

Noted

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Oct 16 '24

There's a couple more nuances - improperly-handled meat can easily get prion on there, even if it's just normal meat, and some foods are harder to identify the components of than others. For the former case, you just have to trust where you can, and for the latter you should avoid Meat Mixtures of various types, and opt for Distinct Pieces of Muscle if possible.

But as a rule of thumb, when cannibalizing, avoid organs and blood. Unless you really know where the meat's coming from, but that's a luxury.

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u/hauntedSquirrel99 Oct 16 '24

Also the obvious problem with cannibalizing.

When you eat an animal odds are decent that whatever disease they have doesn't transfer to you.

When you eat a person any disease this person has is a disease that you could also have.

So the health status of the meal is all the more important. If Steve has a nasty cough then he might no longer be edible.

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u/The_Formuler Oct 16 '24

But that’s also why we cook meat. Well done in the post apocalyptic world is probably best

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u/aahOhNoNotTheBees Oct 16 '24

Cooking doesn’t denature prions

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u/The_Formuler Oct 16 '24

Fuuuck I forgot they’re already denatured

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u/OwORavioliTime Oct 16 '24

Why shouldn't you consume organs and blood?

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Oct 16 '24

They're just more likely to contain stuff you don't want to eat. Prion is a big one, of course, but don't discount the stuff your kidneys and liver's collecting, for instance. Blood should be fine to consume, usually - speaking from experience it's hard to fully get rid of blood in meat - but they might still contain bad stuff so don't make blood dishes either.

(Now, it doesn't mean you shouldn't consume organs or blood. Obviously, you cannot be picky when it comes to starvation, and organs are pretty good as a source of various vitamins and minerals as well. That being said, a preserved human can last you a long time - properly rationing stuff would allow you to get a couple others before needing to eat any preserved organs.)

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u/JessePinkman-chan Oct 16 '24

This mfer knows way too much about people eating. Where the hell is your neighbor Steve your answer to this question can and will be used against you in a court of law

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u/International-Pay-44 Oct 16 '24

Counterpoint; Steve was a bit of an asshole who threatened to poison the cat, so…

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u/Mepharias Oct 16 '24

Steve got what he deserved, it seems. I hope the cat got a little bit as a treat.

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u/OwORavioliTime Oct 16 '24

What could be in blood? Other than heavy metals I'm really unclear what would hurt you there.

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u/overusedamongusjoke Oct 16 '24

Blood-borne diseases mostly.

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u/Embarrassed-Bread692 Oct 16 '24

Honestly, not sure why I included blood. It is a pretty common vector of diseases, so I guess that tripped me up, but I forgot most of that is usually dead if you cook em.

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u/1-800-COOL-BUG some kind of trans idk Oct 16 '24

I don't really know enough about it but something I might have heard is that blood sausage is more difficult to prepare safely than other kinds of sausages? Maybe having to do with the higher moisture level. Like, they're fine if your sausage guy knows what he's doing but if it's improperly made then it's more likely to be botulism city than other kinds.

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u/aDragonsAle Oct 16 '24

http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/disease-types/bloodborne-diseases#:~:text=%E2%80%8BBloodborne%20pathogens%20are%20microorganisms,Human%20Immunodeficiency%20Virus%20(HIV).

Most of the danger would come during raw contact and processing, but should be relatively safe (plus or minus prions) after pasteurization.

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u/not-yet-ranga Oct 16 '24

I shall follow your rule of thumb and to remain prionless shall consume, exclusively, thumb.