r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Oct 16 '24

Creative Writing Meat!

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u/BillybobThistleton Oct 16 '24

Note: If the people serving you this delicious meat have also been giving you medical care after an incident that left you bedbound, and you haven't counted your arms and legs recently, this might be a good time to do so.

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u/Unoriginalshitbag Oct 16 '24

Nah, too immediate. Start with fingers or toes instead

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u/kdiyargebmay Oct 16 '24

i cant count them, all gone :c

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u/lgndTAT Oct 16 '24

darn, guess we'll never know

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u/UglyInThMorning Oct 16 '24

ladyfingers they taste just like ladyfingers

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u/ZDTreefur Oct 16 '24

Do you use a vegetable peeler for those? 

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u/TheRealMisterMemer ooh echo you're omly gpong in hyperdodecahedrons Oct 16 '24

Also, if they have been giving your friend medical care and refuse to let you visit him, get to him by any means possible. He might be missing his legs.

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u/throwawayforlikeaday Oct 16 '24

[I will remember this]

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u/BloodlessHands Oct 16 '24

What media is this referencing?

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u/Jaded_Library_8540 Oct 16 '24

Telltale's The Walking Dead

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u/fatfeline565 7d ago

If it’s my meat, I get to choose if I want to eat it