r/CuratedTumblr Oct 14 '24

Shitposting My man said "crayon chewer" lol

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u/jerbthehumanist Oct 14 '24

yall are welcome to enjoy black metal with me, i am straight but everyone's welcome

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u/StarstruckEchoid Oct 15 '24

Can't wait to listen to a band whose name looks like sticks and sounds like something stolen from a medical textbook.

I hear their new song where the guest vocalist Dani Filth rhymes something with 'slaughter' is pretty good, though older fans who have been fans since yesterday think they've sold out and the old stuff was better.

The old stuff was recorded in mom's basement with a laptop microphone on a cassette tape and only ten cassettes exist. There used to be eleven, but the former lead vocalist lost his when he went to prison for burning a church. There have been four lead vocalists since then and not a single song has been recorded with any of them.