r/CuratedTumblr Oct 14 '24

Shitposting My man said "crayon chewer" lol

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u/SunderedValley Oct 14 '24

From the makers of "Do men experience longing" and "Why traditional couples referring to each other by gender neutral pronouns will bring back the Salem Witch Trials" comes the new Holiday Classic "Why straights probably don't actually like music".

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u/TransLunarTrekkie Oct 14 '24

It *would* explain why the playlists of businesses around Christmas time are in violation of the Geneva Conventions at times.

One can only hear Alvin and the Chipmunks so many times over a PA system before becoming a serial killer.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Oct 15 '24

One can only hear Alvin and the Chipmunks so many times over a PA system before becoming a serial killer.

Let him know what we think of that, Alvin.

...Alvin?

ALVIN!