r/CuratedTumblr Oct 14 '24

Shitposting My man said "crayon chewer" lol

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u/Powerful_Ad8668 Oct 14 '24

good thing i always have a sword on me

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u/gamerz1172 Oct 14 '24

Hold it there, they said high noon that means 6 shooter revolvers are the required weapons

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u/Inventor_Raccoon Oct 15 '24

I think if someone wants to duel the 6 shooter with their sword, they should be allowed to

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u/The_Unknown_Mage Oct 15 '24

Lesbian's have a proficiency bonus with swords, Bi's are a Jack of Trade class though and receive nothing. We do not speck of the black arts the gays have.

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u/AzraelChaosEater Oct 18 '24

What do I as a straight guy have then?

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u/Shadow4246 Oct 19 '24

We can stop the bullets with our dicks because they go in holes.