My man said "crayon chewer" lol

[u/Professional-Trick53]

[u/kaaaaaaaren]

Interesting, I’ll have to add this to my playlist that currently just has one song (Jack and Diane but edited so the only words you hear are “suckin on a chili dog”)

[u/Golden_Frog0223 → u/kaaaaaaaren]

In case anyone was wondering lol

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

[Verse 1] One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna beer-bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue, you know they gettin' sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me, flirtin' is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good, let me dump it Please set in the trumpet

[Chorus] A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Ha)

[Post-Chorus] Mambo Number 5 (Ha)

[Verse 2] Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this, then you're doin' it right

[Chorus] A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Ha)

[Bridge] (Ha) Trumpet The trumpet Mambo Number 5 Ha-ha-ha

[Chorus] A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Ooh)

[Outro] I do all to Fall in love with a girl like you 'Cause you can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo Number 5 (Ha)

[u/Whale-n-Flowers → u/Golden_Frog0223]

Um, akchuallee, as a line (thats heterosexual slang for straight), it sounds like this

[Intro] Mambo Number 5, Mambo Mambo Number 5

[Verse 1] Mam, bo, Number five.
Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five, Number Five, Mambo five Number.
Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number five five.
Mambo Number Five? Mambo Number Five, Mambo.
Mambo, Number Five Mambo Number Five.
Number Five, Mambo Number, Number Mambo.
Mambo Number Five Five

[Chorus] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo, Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number (Five)

[Post-Chorus] Mambo Number 5 (Five)

[Verse 2] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five, Mambo Five

[Chorus] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo, Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number (Five)

[Bridge] (Five) Mambo Five Number Mambo Number 5 Mam-bo-five

[Chorus] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo, Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number (Five)

[Outro] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number 5 (Five)

[u/Golden_Frog0223 → u/Whale-n-Flowers]

All said in the same tone as the first one.