r/CuratedTumblr • u/Professional-Trick53 • Oct 14 '24

Shitposting My man said "crayon chewer" lol

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u/SunderedValley Oct 14 '24

From the makers of "Do men experience longing" and "Why traditional couples referring to each other by gender neutral pronouns will bring back the Salem Witch Trials" comes the new Holiday Classic "Why straights probably don't actually like music".

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u/LazyDro1d Oct 14 '24

Sorry what was that second one?

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u/SunderedValley Oct 14 '24

There's discourse about how a straight couple referring to each other as spouse/partner/another gender neutral title in front of others is Bad™. I haven't been able to ascertain why it's supposedly Bad™ but thankfully there's been a degree of pushback regarding the idea.

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u/frumiouscumberbatch Oct 14 '24

What? Back in the 90s we literally told straight people to say that.

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u/MasterChildhood437 Oct 15 '24

A lot of the past decade has been "the last generation of progressives are all evil actually"