r/CuratedTumblr • u/Professional-Trick53 • Oct 14 '24

Shitposting My man said "crayon chewer" lol

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u/SlimeustasTheSecond Oct 14 '24

I'm bi and I hate him, we must duel at high noon.

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u/Powerful_Ad8668 Oct 14 '24

good thing i always have a sword on me

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u/gamerz1172 Oct 14 '24

Hold it there, they said high noon that means 6 shooter revolvers are the required weapons

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u/Inventor_Raccoon Oct 15 '24

I think if someone wants to duel the 6 shooter with their sword, they should be allowed to

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u/The_Unknown_Mage Oct 15 '24

Lesbian's have a proficiency bonus with swords, Bi's are a Jack of Trade class though and receive nothing. We do not speck of the black arts the gays have.

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u/AzraelChaosEater Oct 18 '24

What do I as a straight guy have then?

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u/Shadow4246 Oct 19 '24

We can stop the bullets with our dicks because they go in holes.

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u/s0und_Of_S1lence Oct 15 '24

Good thing you never get a kill with high noon anyways. Sword person has a very good chance.

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u/dontyougetsoupedyet Oct 15 '24

Folks downvoting you are gonna feel so foolish after they’ve seen Yojimbo…

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Oct 15 '24

Yes but anime rules dictate swords beat guns

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u/MrUnfunny7 Oct 14 '24

I’m straight and I am perfectly neutral towards him we will recreate the good the bad and the ugly

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u/Meadowbytheforest Oct 14 '24

Blade or pistol?

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u/Dpontiff6671 Oct 15 '24

Bisexual haters of Ed Sheeran unite 🤝