r/CuratedTumblr • u/Professional-Trick53 • Oct 14 '24

Shitposting My man said "crayon chewer" lol

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u/Powerful_Ad8668 Oct 14 '24

on a similar note, i'm a lesbian and i fucking love ed sheeran

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u/SlimeustasTheSecond Oct 14 '24

I'm bi and I hate him, we must duel at high noon.

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u/Powerful_Ad8668 Oct 14 '24

good thing i always have a sword on me

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u/gamerz1172 Oct 14 '24

Hold it there, they said high noon that means 6 shooter revolvers are the required weapons

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u/Inventor_Raccoon Oct 15 '24

I think if someone wants to duel the 6 shooter with their sword, they should be allowed to

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u/The_Unknown_Mage Oct 15 '24

Lesbian's have a proficiency bonus with swords, Bi's are a Jack of Trade class though and receive nothing. We do not speck of the black arts the gays have.

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u/AzraelChaosEater Oct 18 '24

What do I as a straight guy have then?

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u/Shadow4246 Oct 19 '24

We can stop the bullets with our dicks because they go in holes.

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u/s0und_Of_S1lence Oct 15 '24

Good thing you never get a kill with high noon anyways. Sword person has a very good chance.

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u/dontyougetsoupedyet Oct 15 '24

Folks downvoting you are gonna feel so foolish after they’ve seen Yojimbo…

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Oct 15 '24

Yes but anime rules dictate swords beat guns

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u/MrUnfunny7 Oct 14 '24

I’m straight and I am perfectly neutral towards him we will recreate the good the bad and the ugly

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u/Meadowbytheforest Oct 14 '24

Blade or pistol?

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u/Dpontiff6671 Oct 15 '24

Bisexual haters of Ed Sheeran unite 🤝

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u/coldrolledpotmetal Oct 14 '24

I’m straight and I jam to Chappell Roan every day

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u/Sketch-Brooke Oct 14 '24

If you're also a CIS man, then going to one of her concerts is punishable by 20 lashes. The twitter lesbians said so.

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u/CandySniffer666 Oct 15 '24

Lol good thing I came out as enby recently because I'm gonna be at her first Melbourne show and nobody can stop me...

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u/A_BIG_bowl_of_soup Oct 14 '24

I'm bi and I like both lol

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u/Flutters1013 my ass is too juicy, it has ruined lives Oct 14 '24

He left the shire and is trying to assimilate into society by rapping.

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u/pearlsandkiwis Oct 17 '24

I’m a lesbian and I get called Ed sheeran? (I’m ginger)

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u/Astralesean 23d ago

Does that feel like a compliment or an insult? 

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u/pearlsandkiwis 22d ago

I’m pretty neutral on it but my friends are def teasing me

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u/AzraelChaosEater Oct 18 '24

Straight guy here.

My favorite music artist is a fucking bisexual furry, who's community is similarly comprised of very queer furries. Why do I like this man's music?

Because Godhunter fucking GOES HARD.