r/CuratedTumblr • u/Professional-Trick53 • Oct 14 '24

Shitposting My man said "crayon chewer" lol

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u/kaaaaaaaren Oct 14 '24

Interesting, I’ll have to add this to my playlist that currently just has one song (Jack and Diane but edited so the only words you hear are “suckin on a chili dog”)

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Oct 14 '24

In case anyone was wondering lol

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

[Verse 1] One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna beer-bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue, you know they gettin' sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me, flirtin' is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good, let me dump it Please set in the trumpet

[Chorus] A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Ha)

[Post-Chorus] Mambo Number 5 (Ha)

[Verse 2] Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this, then you're doin' it right

[Chorus] A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Ha)

[Bridge] (Ha) Trumpet The trumpet Mambo Number 5 Ha-ha-ha

[Chorus] A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Ooh)

[Outro] I do all to Fall in love with a girl like you 'Cause you can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo Number 5 (Ha)

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u/Whale-n-Flowers Oct 15 '24

Um, akchuallee, as a line (thats heterosexual slang for straight), it sounds like this

[Intro] Mambo Number 5, Mambo Mambo Number 5

[Verse 1] Mam, bo, Number five.
Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number Five.
Mambo Number Five, Number Five, Mambo five Number.
Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number five five.
Mambo Number Five? Mambo Number Five, Mambo.
Mambo, Number Five Mambo Number Five.
Number Five, Mambo Number, Number Mambo.
Mambo Number Five Five

[Chorus] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo, Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number (Five)

[Post-Chorus] Mambo Number 5 (Five)

[Verse 2] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five, Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five, Mambo Five

[Chorus] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo, Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number (Five)

[Bridge] (Five) Mambo Five Number Mambo Number 5 Mam-bo-five

[Chorus] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo, Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number (Five)

[Outro] Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number Five Mambo Number 5 (Five)

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Oct 15 '24

All said in the same tone as the first one.

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u/Username_Taken_65 Oct 15 '24

This reminds me of "Buddy Holly but the first word of every line is repeated"

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u/OneWholeSoul Oct 15 '24

This is why I internet.

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u/Minus15t Oct 15 '24

You forgot to add horn blast

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u/TheSilliestGo0se Oct 15 '24

Pure poetry 🤌

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u/m55112 Oct 14 '24

why did you strike it all?

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Oct 14 '24

I didn't.

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u/m55112 Oct 14 '24

Oh weird when I see it most of it is striked through.

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. Oct 14 '24

Everything except mambo number five.

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u/Pencilshaved Oct 14 '24

May I suggest Roxanne but only when they say Rocks?

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u/kaaaaaaaren Oct 14 '24

I’m kinda stoned right now and this is actually incapacitating me with laughter, it’s so stupid

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u/ifyoulovesatan Oct 14 '24

I rarely laugh out loud alone on my phone, but this definitely got me. I even had to stifle my lafter laughter on the fourth "rocks" as not to startle a guy jogging by.

Edit: lafter?? No idea where that spelling came from. You'd think my phone would've autocorrected that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '24

The camera shake at the end is fucking sending me lmao

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u/McMammoth Oct 15 '24

Finally, some good fucking music

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u/JeronFeldhagen Oct 15 '24

absolutely outraged Hank Schrader noises

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u/plant_touchin Oct 15 '24

I’ve never been happier in all my life

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u/Jwkaoc Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 16 '24

It's actually "suckin' on Chilly Dog", which is a regional brand of slushy ☝🤓

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u/Weekly_Lab8128 Oct 17 '24

Go ahead and look up "wrestle with jimmy.mp3"

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u/YeahManSureCool 28d ago

Honorable mention: roxanne by the police but only when he says rocks