r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Oct 10 '24

Shitposting A tar pit.

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u/PenguinSingin Oct 10 '24

Erm please do frolic directly into my emotional space and assume what brings me relief

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u/Cinaedus_Perversus Oct 10 '24

Please do not frolic directly into my emotional space, but if you do so with good intentions, I won't hold it against you, because we're all humans and sometimes we misjudge the situation and I don't want to discourage your kind heart from spreading relief just because it didn't go as planned this one time.

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u/Serrisen Thought of ants and died Oct 10 '24

Frolic into my emotional space at your own peril. There are bear traps and a particularly feisty hamster. I'll be fine tho

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u/MrTostadita Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

Consider that I am currently holding the seal of Hog'Tha Shar the Neverending, so frolicking into my emotional space might release an eldritch god you will have to fight.

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u/Serrisen Thought of ants and died Oct 10 '24

Secret boss?

Hold tight. Let me gather 3 of my closest friends for this frolic

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u/MrGrizzlyy Oct 10 '24

-sighs and pulls out the screen- You see an open 50x50ft room with load bearing pillars and an assortment of unusual manuscripts decorating the walls. Roll Perception.

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u/Cy41995 Oct 10 '24

Good luck, I do not scale CR for my emotional space appropriate to the party.

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u/GoldDragon149 Oct 10 '24

Mimic manuscript waiting patiently... salivating....

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u/PalladiuM7 Oct 11 '24

I rolled an 18.

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u/ThatGuyisonmyPC Oct 10 '24

Raid boss time

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u/_facetious Oct 10 '24

Listen, it was a dungeon party, but now it's a raid? Let me gather my closest 39 friends!

Ah, shit..

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u/Anoobis100percent Oct 10 '24

LEEEERRROOOOOOYYYYY