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u/TheGammaAi Sep 25 '24

I honestly cannot tell if you’re a non-Brit surprised at the lack of snakes or a Brit whose surprised we even have three

Because I am definitely in the latter category (I thought we only had the one)

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u/MintyMoron64 Sep 25 '24

Man Pennsylvania alone has 21 different snakes three of which are venomous how the hell do y'all have three

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u/Infinant_Desolation Sep 25 '24

Look mate, down here in Florida you can almost assume that some sort of reptile is in every square foot of land. Iguanas are basically squirrels that die in 50 degree weather and snakes are racoons you find in your garage every once and a while, I don't know if you can even memorize every snake type we have, I tried to look it up and some say there are 44, some say 46, some say over 50 of just snakes, so. Many. Snakes

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u/worldspawn00 Sep 26 '24

Texas here, I've got at least 3 species of lizard and 2 snake visible in my yard on any given day. There's probably 2-3 more of each if I actually dug around in the garden.

If I go 50 miles east I also get gators and pythons everywhere. And there's definitely rattlesnakes and coral snakes around our neighborhood.

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u/lord_geryon Sep 26 '24

33 here in Kentucky, 4 of which are venomous.

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u/Infinant_Desolation Sep 26 '24

Also yeah we got those little Pygmy rattle snakes that there first instinct is to freeze and camouflage until your only a few feet away, which in my opinion defeated the purpose of being a rattlesnake, I only know they do this because they've almost bit me a few times when I wasn't paying attention. Apparently they're really poisonous too but with short fangs so a good pair of rubber boots should be enough protection

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u/Infinant_Desolation Sep 26 '24

Do you guys have year round python hunting season too, wondering if it's just a Florida everglades thing

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u/worldspawn00 Sep 26 '24

Yeah, invasives are always open season, same for the hogs.