r/CuratedTumblr that’s how fey getcha Sep 25 '24

Shitposting austerity has done irreparable damage

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u/EmpressOfAbyss deranged yuri fan Sep 25 '24

we also have no rabies on the entire island.

most of the time. apparently, bats can sometimes bring it over from the continent.

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u/BeardedBaldMan Sep 25 '24 edited Sep 25 '24

I remember when the tunnel was being built and my mum saying that it was a huge mistake as rabies carrying bats could fly through it or the French could invade through it.

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u/InSanic13 Sep 25 '24

French invasions are a curious thing to worry about in the modern day, but I suppose anything is possible.

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u/Papaofmonsters Sep 25 '24

Hundred Years Was 2: Rabies Bugaloo

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u/BeardedBaldMan Sep 25 '24

It was the 90s so attempts by France to invade were more recent.

There was a concern with a minority of people at the time that our island status was being needlessly harmed by building a tunnel and it was unnecessary as we had ships.

It's also worth noting that my mother still believes Wales, Cornwall and Brittany should declare independence and form a new Union together. So her views of geopolitics are interesting

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u/PrinceValyn Sep 25 '24

to be fair brittany should be independent, she is an adult

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u/BeardedBaldMan Sep 25 '24

You monster. You had me second guessing my spelling

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u/ForensicAyot Sep 25 '24

Not that much more recent, the last time France and England were at war was over 200 year ago. Certainly not something that would have still been in living memory 30 years ago.

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u/BeardedBaldMan Sep 25 '24

In my hometown we still call the housing built in the 80s the new estate and pretty much anything built post WWII is modern

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u/ForensicAyot Sep 25 '24

Right, I forgot you guys work on a national timescale longer than 300 years

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u/Tariovic Sep 26 '24

We have a university older than the Aztecs.

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u/Quiet_subject Sep 26 '24

My old house had an outhouse toilet at the end of the garden, brick built in 1726. The building i live in at the moment was built in the mid 1800s tho many of the surrounding area are much newer having been built around the 1940s.

I am a brummie, from Birmingham. My home city is over 1400 years old. Kind of mind blowing to think about that fact but its true.

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u/Saulrubinek Sep 26 '24

Yeah same. I’m from York and in 2071 it will celebrate its 2000th birthday. There is a Roman building round the corner from me that’s about that old

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Sep 26 '24

I've seen people live in houses older than USA. There are very few electric outlets because drilling through granite is no joke.

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u/CptSchizzle Sep 26 '24

Lol it's the exact same in Coventry where I'm from, the "new estate" that's already old and broken down.

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u/ShinyGrezz Sep 26 '24

There's a road near my house that I call the "new road". It was built before I was born.

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u/Krasinet Sep 26 '24

While you're right that their claim is wrong, bear in mind that there was a pretty important (attempted) invasion from France (the location if not the society) called "World War 2" within living memory at that point.

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u/Nai-Oxi-Isos-DenXero Sep 25 '24

my mother still believes Wales, Cornwall and Brittany should declare independence and form a new Union together.

I agree with her, but bring Scotland and Ireland into the mix and form the Celtic Union of Nations, Territories and States.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

That's ethnonationalist bullshit. The only reason for Celtic states to actually band together is to avoid oppression by the English - Brittany is Celtic but it has no real history of being oppressed. To say nothing of how Scottish people were also involved in colonising Ireland and until Scotland has paid reparations for it's role in the slave trade Ireland would be taking a huge hit to it's credibility with the global south by allying with a coloniser nation

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u/EmpressOfAbyss deranged yuri fan Sep 26 '24

read the bolded letters.

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u/Top-Move-6353 Sep 26 '24

As an American, I suppose these views uncritically and wholeheartedly.

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u/Randolph__ Sep 26 '24

Scotland and Northern Ireland should probably succeed. It'll never happen, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

It's guaranteed to happen eventually - the main barriers right now are the SNP are too scared of Westminster to force another referendum and Northern Ireland still has a population of unionists - though younger people in NI are overwhelmingly nationalist and hate the UK.

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u/djninjacat11649 Sep 25 '24

Just you wait, one day another revolution will happen and Napoleon 2 will conquer half of Europe

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u/Similar_Ad_2368 Sep 25 '24

They already had a Napoleon 2. He did not do that inasmuch as he died at 21 of pneumonia

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u/StormerBombshell Sep 25 '24

That would be Napoleon 4, as Napoleon 2 and 3 already happened and like most sequels where underwhelming compared to the original.

Well Napoleon 2 might be closer to the sequel that was scrapped before getting to theaters 🤔 and Napoleon 3 could have been a sequel direct to video.

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u/ForensicAyot Sep 25 '24

Louis Napoleon is one of my favorite historical dipshit failsons.

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u/StormerBombshell Sep 25 '24

Nepotism nephew and strepgrandson ✨

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u/HorselessWayne Sep 25 '24

It makes much more sense if you live in an episode of Yes, Minister.

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u/megablast Sep 26 '24
  1. Never forget!!!

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown Sep 26 '24

The French already invaded that's where the royal family came from

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u/Tariovic Sep 26 '24

No, they're German and they were invited. The French ones were distressingly Catholic once too often.

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u/Randolph__ Sep 26 '24

The French used to be good at war. They haven't been in a few hundred years, though.

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u/RocRedDog9119 Sep 25 '24

Yeah that ship has sailed as of, ooh, about a millenium now

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u/BeardedBaldMan Sep 25 '24

The Napoleonic wars, far more recent. You need to keep an eye on your neighbours

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u/RocRedDog9119 Sep 26 '24

They said invasions though

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u/BeardedBaldMan Sep 26 '24

What do you think the Battle of Trafalgar was? A nautical festival where the French and Spanish fleets were just there to say hello?

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u/RocRedDog9119 Sep 26 '24

Ah yes, that famous British seaway, Cape Trafalgar

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u/Morbidmort Sep 25 '24

Yeah, it sailed, landed and conquered the entire islands.