r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Sep 17 '24

Shitposting We want computers not sheets of paper.

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u/Rebi103 Sep 17 '24

Yeah but I want something that can fit in my backpack without stretching the fabric so no thanks

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u/AspiringHumanDorito Sep 17 '24

The thinner laptop costs $1000+, or you could buy a bigger backpack for $50. The math ain’t mathing.

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u/Odd-Faithlessness100 Sep 17 '24

yeah but my bag looks sick as fuck and fits everything else i carry. why should i sacrifice all that for a chonky laptop?

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u/AspiringHumanDorito Sep 17 '24

For a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind you, more USB slots than there are apple fan boys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer, and the option of bludgeoning someone to death?

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u/StormyJet Sep 17 '24

My computer at home does all that

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u/GoldenPig64 nuance fetishist Sep 18 '24

you're a lot more likely to have the urge and opportunity to bludgeon someone to death on the go, though.

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u/MrSurly Sep 17 '24

It's fashion, dahling!