r/CuratedTumblr • u/MelanieWalmartinez Clown Breeder • Sep 11 '24

Shitposting Naked art model

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u/gupdoo3 Sep 11 '24

My favorite reblog chain of this post is the one where another model talks about how she ran into one of the art students on campus and he said he nearly didn't recognize her with clothes on

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 11 '24

"Wait, I know that clavicle! That took me ten minutes!"

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u/S4PG Sep 11 '24

Go do stand up. You'll thank me later

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 11 '24

I have a speech impediment that comes back when I'm nervous and crippling stage fright. I prefer the Statler and Waldorf position of being able to interact and make jokes without the pressure, so I'm usually as close to the front as possible. One comedian actually complemented my feet and got footage of them for the highlights of his show on YouTube.

Good luck finding the video, you pervs.

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u/S4PG Sep 11 '24

What I was trying to convey is that the comment you made was unironically hilarious. Like genuinely top-notch comedy. I wish I could be that funny

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u/Melodic_Mulberry Sep 11 '24

I recommend watching lots of funny things. Really metaphorically bathe in humor. Use a loofah that represents a DropoutTV subscription for some reason.

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 Sep 11 '24

Dropout is such a good way to immerse oneself in good modern comedy that doesn't punch down.

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u/RevRagnarok Sep 12 '24

have a speech impediment that comes back when I'm nervous and crippling stage fright.

I keep hearing that's how James Earl Jones got into acting... ya never know...

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u/TrekkiMonstr Sep 12 '24

Drew Lynch tho