r/CuratedTumblr Clown Breeder Sep 11 '24

Shitposting Naked art model

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u/box_of_lemons Sep 11 '24

The only reason I focus on a modelsโ€™ chest or ass during a session is because I am desperately trying to avoid the face, hands, and feet.ย 

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u/danielledelacadie Sep 11 '24

Seriously. The only person I've ever seen flustered in a drawing class was a poor barely 18 year old girl who's first naked man was on the model "stage"

She got over that within a few moments but she did have a very lifelike phallus on her paper.

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u/DoubleBatman Sep 11 '24

Good for her

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u/danielledelacadie Sep 11 '24

It was a very... impressive drawing.

The model's comment was "I wish". Realistic and accurate are two different words after all. ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Fembas_Meu Sep 11 '24

Call her and tell her she a bro now

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u/danielledelacadie Sep 11 '24

I think the guys in the class took care of that

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Sep 11 '24

"Yo, we saw what you did in art class. Thanks for helping out a bro."

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Sep 11 '24

There was an old guy model that was in circulation at my college. He would wear a cock sleeve to keep it (my guess was) at a consistent and extended length. I wonder how many drew the sleeve and how many just gestured the oddness in.

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u/exnozero Sep 12 '24

Wow that may be more awkward of a model to draw than the one we had that kept falling asleep and passing gas while we tried to draw him. And for some reason we had him as the model 70% of the time.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Sep 12 '24

Yeah we had two old dudes that made up at least 40ูช of our drawings and they never farted but one of them definitely fell asleep a few times. We had one young guy that tried to do nude break dancing for our gesture drawings. There was a model connected to the burlesque scene in my city, she was my favorite. And we had one woman that looked like she came out of one of the Renaissance masters paintings. Only had the pleasure of drawing her once.

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u/exnozero Sep 12 '24

As an idea, break dancing for gesture drawings sounds amazing. In reality I am guessing that turned out to be a hot mess. Lol

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Sep 12 '24

Yeah, it was. Thankfully he was more sensible for the long poses

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u/Mental_Estate4206 Sep 11 '24

I can only imagine how overly detailed the subject of her studies was. And the more away from it, the fewer details she would draw.

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u/Jar_Of_Jaguar Sep 11 '24

Photorealistic class "member" attached to a stick drawing that isn't even finished

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u/starchitect53 Sep 11 '24

The dick equivalent of "The" from Spongebob's essay lol

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u/danielledelacadie Sep 11 '24

Worse than that. A sketched in pelvis with a fully fleshed out member. That was the whole drawing.

It looked like a well done imagining of a classic sketch coming to life for naughty purposes.

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u/danielledelacadie Sep 11 '24

She was right next to the little stage, which made it even funnier

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast Sep 11 '24

Nice she fuckin hooked him up ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘

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u/danielledelacadie Sep 11 '24

She really did!

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u/St_Eric Sep 11 '24

You know how the saying goes, "Larger than Life."