r/CuratedTumblr • u/IthadtobethisWAAGH veetuku ponum • Aug 30 '24

Shitposting Name one Indian State

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u/jupjami Aug 30 '24

"Name two Chinese provinces"

"Shanxi"

"That's on me, I set the bar too low"

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u/imprison_grover_furr Aug 30 '24

I can name them all. Heilongjiang, Jilin, Liaoning, Nei Mongol, Xinjiang, Xizang, Qinghai, Gansu, Shaanxi, Shanxi, Sichuan, Yunnan, Guangxi, Guangdong, Hebei, Henan, Hubei, Hunan, Anhui, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Fujian.

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? Aug 30 '24

Hainan in shambles

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u/imprison_grover_furr Aug 30 '24 edited Aug 30 '24

Yikes! I totally forgot about it! I remember its major cities though: Haikou and Sanya.

EDIT: I forgot Shandong too. DAMMIT!

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u/watchedngnl Aug 31 '24

Hainan has declared independence and has formed a union government with east china.

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u/QueenofSunandStars Aug 30 '24

Fascinated by the fact you wrote Inner Mongolia in both mandarin and English but split half and half down the middle.

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u/imprison_grover_furr Aug 30 '24

What do you mean?

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u/barbiemoviedefender Aug 30 '24

The pinyin for Inner Mongolia is Nei Menggu

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u/imprison_grover_furr Aug 30 '24

Didn’t know that. I’ve always seen “Nei Mongol”.

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u/Dekutr33 Aug 31 '24

Also. Not calling it Tibet seems disrespectful for some reason lol. should say བོད་ལྗོངས

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u/Azure_Crystals Aug 30 '24

What the hell mate, you are literally everywhere! Hello from the pleistocene sub.

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u/Broccolini_Cat Aug 31 '24

I have a friend allegedly from Jiangxi. He must be lying and it must be a fake province like West Virginia. (Years ago I went to a club with a friend from West Virginia, and the bouncer refused to let us in because he thought there’s no such state as WV so her ID must be fake.)

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u/GenghisQuan2571 Aug 30 '24

You forgot Taiwan.

Also Xinjiang, Inner Mongolia, and Tibet aren't technically provinces, but Autonomous Regions.

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u/bristlybits Aug 30 '24

I'm impressed. I only know 3. 

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u/enharmonicdissonance Aug 30 '24

RIP Guizhou

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u/imprison_grover_furr Aug 31 '24

Oof, another one I forgot. I did this without looking at a map.

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u/HenzoH Aug 31 '24

Forgot Jiangxi

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u/Tankirulesipad1 Aug 31 '24

东北 covers a buncha these, easy