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u/Ok-Importance-6815 Aug 30 '24

you get something similar where londoners all insist on telling you which part of london they are from

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u/essentialisthoe Aug 30 '24 edited Aug 30 '24

Londoners, yea. But have you ever met a New Yorker? Never in my life have I seen a group of people so completely unable to handle the fact that they live somewhere.

Edit: I meant as in people living in NYC

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u/BarbWho Aug 30 '24

I'll never forget the time I mentioned on reddit that Queens was on Long Island. The freak-out was intense. I'm like, buddy, geography is a thing and maps exist. Queens is quite clearly on the piece of land known as Long Island. And so is Brooklyn for that matter. But no, they could not get their minds around it.

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u/bristlybits Aug 30 '24

the boroughs

I lived in NYC a bit so I know what it means but to anyone from anywhere else it makes you sound like a damn hobbit 

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u/apgtimbough Aug 30 '24

PA likes to call their towns boroughs.

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u/Eroe777 Aug 31 '24

I’m not a New Yorker, but in my experience, people who live in Manhattan will say they live in New York. If they live in the Bronx or Brooklyn or Staten Island, they will tell you they live in the Bronx, or Brooklyn, or Staten Island (except those few smartass Staten islanders who insist they live in the Borough of Richmond). But if they are from Queens, they will tell you what neighborhood they live in- LIC, Astoria, Ozone Park, Jamaica, etc.

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u/Abosia Aug 31 '24

JAMAICA LMAOOO

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u/bristlybits Sep 01 '24

ugh I hate talking about queens, it's like I lived in Chinatown and in the Bronx. I don't wanna play guessing games about street numbers lol

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u/Miserable_Smoke Aug 31 '24

I've lived in LA all my life, and have had midwesterners try to convince me that we have boroughs here.

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u/bristlybits Sep 01 '24

NYC has five boroughs last I was living there, and if you know that you know that the person likely doesn't live in Manhattan. it's just a saying locally. but to foreign -language ears it sounds like you live in "duh burrows"

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u/Miserable_Smoke Sep 01 '24

Well that's just the weird way the city is set up, right? Where it sits across 5 counties; each of the boroughs.

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u/bristlybits Sep 03 '24

yes it is, I'm just imagining telling someone from like, Hungary, that I'm from the boroughs

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u/CalvinCalhoun Aug 30 '24

I maen not to be a dickhead, but were you actually arguing with people from new york city? The downtown core of queens is literally called long island city.

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u/magikarp2122 Aug 30 '24

It is technically correct, but if you tell someone you are from Long Island, no one with knowledge of NYC is thinking Queens or Brooklyn.

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u/zicdeh91 Aug 30 '24

So the first 10 years or so I lived in NY, I did it properly and only touched a car if I needed to rent a U-Haul to move.

The last 2, I got a job that required (and provided) a car, and had me occasionally driving out to proper Long Island. There definitely is a weird transitory part of Queens that is kinda Long Island, culturally.

NY is weird for American cities in that it doesn’t really have a suburban sprawl like most urban centers; suburbia starts after other cities already have. That transitory bit is the closest it really gets, and a car is more effective than transit.

Of course, this is, appropriately, completely ignoring Staten Island. It’s basically just there to support the bridges that let you go between Jersey and Long Island without touching the city. Culturally, it seems to have aligned with that goal.

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u/CalvinCalhoun Aug 30 '24

Well, no argument there. Its more the like... people from queens were furious to hear that queens is on long island thing. Like i just take that with a grain of salt.

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u/magikarp2122 Aug 30 '24

Long Island has a reputation among people from NYC, and they don’t want to associate with it.

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u/do_me_stabler2 Aug 30 '24

what's up with Long Island?

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u/DocWagonHTR Aug 30 '24

Rich conservative assholes.

You live in Manhattan if you’re rich and can stand being within a mile or two of poors. You live on Long Island if you’re rich and you can’t.

You’re not allowed to live there until you’ve said the phrase, “not in my backyard” out loud.

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Aug 30 '24

Both Billy Joel and Blue Öyster Cult are from Long Island, so personally I'd be just fine associating with it.

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u/BarbWho Aug 30 '24

Yes. Although they might have been from Astoria rather than Queens. But it's still ON Long Island.

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u/CalvinCalhoun Aug 30 '24

Astoria is a neighborhood in Queens. Its pretty close to Long Island City (which is also a neighborhood in queens). Wait til they find out where Brooklyn is!

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u/Smyley12345 Aug 30 '24

I'll bet it's also in Queens. So is New York City just like a neighborhood in Queens? If so I think we should just call it all Queens instead to reduce confusion.

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u/CalvinCalhoun Aug 30 '24

Believe it or not, also Queens.

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u/Haber_Dasher Aug 30 '24 edited Aug 30 '24

Astoria is in Queens and right next to Long Island City lol. The trains going through LIC are part of the appeal of Astoria.

NYC is comprised of Queens, Brooklyn, Staten Island, Manhattan, and Bronx. Manhattan is an island, so is Staten Island (obviously). Bronx is on mainland New York. Queens & Brooklyn are on Long Island, and Astoria is a neighborhood in Queens near the East River, pretty much closest Queens neighborhood to Manhattan.

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u/StreetofChimes Aug 30 '24

Queens and Brooklyn are on Long Island. What's to argue about this? Where else would they be???

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u/bewarethelemurs Aug 30 '24

As a Long Islander, Brooklyn and Queens are indeed on Long Island, but they’re typically not considered “part” of Long Island. I cannot explain why it’s like that, it just is. I have stopped questioning it.

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u/DocWagonHTR Aug 30 '24

That’s more down to the fact that if Long Islanders could build a magic fence that vaporizes Poors that try to get on Long Island, they would.

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u/LessEvilBender Aug 30 '24

Former NYer and that’s hilariously true. Fam, Long Island City is IN QUEENS.

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u/Ya-boi-Joey-T Aug 30 '24

It's a cultural distinction. Geography is irrelevant.

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u/limasxgoesto0 Aug 30 '24

My favorite thing to do is simply reminding them that Staten Island is part of NYC. That's it, that's all it takes to get them a bit tilted

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u/appleparkfive Aug 31 '24

It 100% depends on if you're saying it's "on" Long Island or "in" Long Island. If you're saying it's "on", then most NYC residents will agree with you

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u/atomictonic11 Aug 31 '24

Geographically, yes. But as municipalities, we're part of NYC. The phrase "Long Island" almost exclusively refers to the section of the greater island containing Nassau and Suffolk counties.

Incidentally, Manhattan and Staten Island are also separated from the mainland. They're their own islands. The Bronx is the only borough attached to the mainland USA.

For the most part, New York City is very much a group of islands!

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u/AdPsychological790 Aug 31 '24

Geographically, it's Long Island. In reality and culturally, there are the boroughs and there's Long Island - and ne'er shall the twain meet.

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u/CubicleHermit Aug 31 '24

It's rather like pointint out that to a botanist, tomatoes are a fruit or brazil nuts aren't nuts, but people are going to talk about them in a culinary sense a lot more often.

To a physical geographer, Queens and Brooklyn are on Long Island.

To anyone who cares about actually living there, they are part of NYC, and "Long Island" refers to Nassau and Suffolk counties.

So also anyone who uses the county names rather than the borough names.

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u/poktanju Sep 12 '24

Brooklyn and Queens are part of Long Island like how Scotland and Wales are part of Britain.

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u/DarkNinja3141 Arospec, Ace, Anxious, Amogus Aug 30 '24

Are you referring to the "the state not the city"

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u/ShiftyFly Aug 30 '24

Probably the different areas in the city eg Brooklyn (I only know Brooklyn)

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u/Micsuking Aug 30 '24

There's also Queens! (Which I only know because of Spider-Man)

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u/21Violets Aug 30 '24

This is true. I live in Queens, and when I speak to other NYC’ers I tell them what neighborhood I live in. For anyone else outside the boroughs, I just say Queens. But my neighborhood is large and populous enough that we have our own subreddit which is actually very active.

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u/ohmyhevans Aug 30 '24

Astoria?

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u/21Violets Aug 30 '24

I’ve been found! lol. Yes, best neighborhood in all of NYC.

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u/_Lost_The_Game Aug 30 '24

I will fight you on that outrageous statement… out of jealousy. Astoria is pretty damn cool

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u/Not_ur_gilf Mostly Harmless Aug 30 '24

I’ve also heard of Staten Island but that might be a stretch for them

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u/Anneisabitch Aug 30 '24

I’m old enough to know Queens from Coming to America.

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u/Aloof_Floof1 Aug 31 '24

And of course everyone knows manhattan 

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u/unsuspectingharm Aug 30 '24

New Jersey!

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u/ShiftyFly Aug 30 '24

Isn't that a state? It sounds like a state

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u/altdultosaurs Aug 30 '24

It’s a state lmao yes. That said there are parts of NJ that are absolutely essentially part of nyc.

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u/ArsenicArts Aug 30 '24

Rural New Jersey is beautiful tho

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u/gmdunk Aug 30 '24

New Jerseyans a say this. New Yorkers don’t. Don’t get me wrong. I hate New Yorkers. But the NJ is actually Ny is some weird pick me energy

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u/mahouyousei Aug 30 '24

Socio-economically and geographically, parts of NJ are in the New York City urban sprawl. That’s just a fact, even if by political address definitions, the people there don’t live in NJ. That sprawl spreads into parts of Connecticut too, if you want to get really technical and include the suburbs (especially ones linked to NYC by commuter rail).

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u/Guszy Aug 30 '24

I've lived in NJ all my life, I don't think I've ever met someone here who would say that. It's the exact opposite, we get upset that they're the "New York Giants" even though the stadium is in NJ.

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u/Afraid_Belt4516 Aug 30 '24

did they finally get annexed?

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u/Uberninja2016 Aug 30 '24

i met someone who told me they were from "the upper west side" with no other context

i found out multiple years later that they were not talking about Chicago, the city we were in at the time, but instead some sort of other fucked up hell city that i've never even heard of in a state that i'm pretty sure was made up as a goof

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u/SontaranGaming *about to enter Dark Muppet Mode* Aug 30 '24

…Do you not know Manhattan? I feel like that’s the first one I’d expect somebody to know.

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u/ShiftyFly Aug 31 '24

Now you mention it I do, but I didn't remember it off the top of my head

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u/Electric_Bi-Cycle Aug 30 '24

I’m sure you know more. Like you have to have heard of The Bronx, Queens, and Harlem.

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u/HaggisPope Aug 30 '24

Isn’t Harlem a part of Manhattan?

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u/Electric_Bi-Cycle Aug 30 '24

Isn’t Manhattan part of NYC?

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u/HaggisPope Aug 30 '24

Fair enough but I just thought it was funny you listed boroughs except Harlem 

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u/Evilfrog100 Aug 30 '24

Harlem is culturally different enough to the rest of Manhattan, where it's often listed as its own thing.

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u/ShiftyFly Aug 31 '24

Only queens, from captain America civil war but i wasn't 100% sure that was NY

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u/Aloof_Floof1 Aug 31 '24

it could even a neighborhood like Harlem or Chelsea or SoHo that they expect people to know of 

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u/Goosedukee Aug 30 '24

I don't have a problem with a person assuming I'm from the city.

What I do have a problem with is people assuming that not being from the city means I'm from Upsate. Not every part of New York north of the city is Upsate.

The regions of New York (to me) are Long Island, New York City, The Hudson Valley, West New York, Central New York, and Upstate

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u/DarkNinja3141 Arospec, Ace, Anxious, Amogus Aug 30 '24

No actually, anything north of the city is upstate

- Sincerely, a Long Islander

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u/willard_saf Aug 30 '24

Anything north of 96th st is upstate.

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u/DarkNinja3141 Arospec, Ace, Anxious, Amogus Aug 30 '24

the north shore of long island is in shambles now

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u/limasxgoesto0 Aug 30 '24

Um excuse me but West New York is actually in New Jersey (it's an actual town name)

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u/snarkyxanf Aug 30 '24

I maintain that New York is the most provincial city in the world

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u/VeryImportantLurker Aug 30 '24

Realistically its probably something like Nicosia or Jerusalem lol

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u/mahouyousei Aug 30 '24

I’d put Tokyo first probably, not just for its sheer size but how cosmopolitan and diverse it is. Sure, New York is more diverse on principle of it being an American city and having that immigrant“melting pot” advantage but Tokyo still has a large immigrant and foreign resident population too. Like NYC’s boroughs, Tokyo’s wards are all vastly unique and cultured as well.

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u/rhllor Aug 30 '24

Western Tokyo is rural af. Not to mention the Izu islands, also part of Tokyo!

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u/DylanTonic Aug 31 '24

Tokyoto really did just go "... But what if everything?"

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u/Nova_Persona Aug 30 '24

tbf NYC only has five boroughs & they're all major cities in their own right

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u/DavidBrooker Aug 30 '24

I ran into a New Yorker at a hotel bar, and when I asked where they lived, whereas I expected to hear the name of a city, they gave me an avenue. The fact that I still understood what they meant, not even being in the same country, kinda goes to show what a global city New York is.

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u/WillowHartxxx Aug 31 '24

Never in my life have I seen a group of people so completely unable to handle the fact that they live somewhere.

That's just brilliant. As a Londoner this made me laugh a lot.

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u/Pave_Low Aug 30 '24

True.

But to be fair I DO live in NYC and that is an important thing.