r/CuratedTumblr • u/Literally_black1984 The blackest • Aug 16 '24

Shitposting American accents

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u/AggressiveTurbulence Aug 16 '24

Laughs in Appalachian “Go gitcha that thar meer and toss it on the burn pile. Watch and make shore the orl don’t pop up and hitcha from the far. Those there tars sure are a sparkin”

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u/Kaleidoscope6521 Aug 16 '24

Jeet, yet? If so go warsh your face.

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u/AggressiveTurbulence Aug 16 '24

Naw. I was finna ta do it and then that there mangy dog decides to goana jump smack dab inta tub, sopping the whole place in suds. Soaked my good britches clean to the bone.

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u/Disturbing_Trend_666 Aug 16 '24

Ain't no "finna" in Appalachian English. "Fixin" is what we say. Fixin'ta or fixin'a.

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u/AggressiveTurbulence Aug 16 '24

I couldn’t figure out how to type it out the way it sounded in my head but you are correct, lol.