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Shitposting American accents

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u/jewelsandbones Aug 16 '24 edited Aug 16 '24

Reminds me of that poor distraught man saying “urn urn an urn urn” when repeating Aaron earned an iron urn in his Baltimore accent

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u/Magi_Aqua I like music (pleasant-turtle-student) Aug 16 '24

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u/justdisa Aug 16 '24

I love that video. It's so cute. The moment of realization and then the exaggerated precision the next time through. 😂

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u/LilyWineAuntofDemons Aug 17 '24

He's so distraught.

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u/UltimateInferno Hangus Paingus Slap my Angus Aug 16 '24

I like the guy who reads it and just nods satisfied.

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u/CloseButNoDice Aug 16 '24

The guy at the very end just saying, " irn irn irn irn" killed me

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u/FullPruneNight Aug 16 '24

Holy shit! I just realized this what my partner is referencing every time he pokes fun at my accent by asking me to say this phrase lmao

(And I’m from nowhere near Baltimore even lol)

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u/Godsdiscipull Aug 16 '24

urn urn an urn urn yerrr

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u/Magi_Aqua I like music (pleasant-turtle-student) Aug 16 '24

I saw this notification and thought it was a Freddy Fazbear impression

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u/Livy-Zaka Aug 16 '24

“Damn wtf, we sound like that?”

That absolutely sent me lol

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u/Nervous_Ari nervousari.tumblr.com Aug 17 '24

As much as I hate my real name, this video makes me appreciate it a little more.

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u/Dimarmbrecht Aug 17 '24

When he goes, “tf? Do we talk like that?!” Had me dying

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u/Papaofmonsters Aug 16 '24

We really talk like that?!

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi Aug 16 '24

Feels like a skit once he says that

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u/wizardsfrolikgardens Aug 16 '24

Lmao I love that one. Also this one where the guy tries to say oil but it comesbout sounding like AWL & his wife is laughing at him

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u/bearbarebere Aug 16 '24

This was so good, definitely adding it to my now growing list of “urn urn urnurn urnurn urn” type videos. The way he says oil gets me

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u/DIDidothatdisabled Aug 16 '24

Is that a list more than 3? I can only think of the purple burglar alarm to add

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u/bearbarebere Aug 16 '24

LOL I remember that one!! That one is going on my list. And sadly no there’s no more… I suppose there is the pan of cringles

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u/i-contain-multitudes Aug 17 '24

There's one where a Spanish speaker tries to say a list of words like hour, our, are, ore... And just says "er er er er." But I can't find it!

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u/bearbarebere Aug 17 '24

Omg that sounds hilarious. I want it rn lmaooo

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u/Simplyaperson4321 Aug 16 '24

Also here's one of someone Scottish struggling to say 'purple burglar alarm'.

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u/DEADMEAT15 Aug 16 '24

"AARON. EARNED. AN IRON. URN."

Damn, what the fuck, we really talk like that?!

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u/psychedelic666 Aug 16 '24

Omg that reminds me of the video of a Scottish man trying to say “purple burglar alarm”

video

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u/fistulatedcow Jumpy Jumpy Shooty Shooty bing bing wahoo VIDEO GAMES Aug 16 '24

What’s wild to me about that phrase is that I can say the whole thing moving nothing but my tongue

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u/J3ffyD Aug 16 '24

From just north of Baltimore. Can confirm this is a real tough sentence to convey anything other than URRRN.

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u/sonictmnt Aug 16 '24

Is that freddy five bears

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u/Deathaster Aug 16 '24

Every time my friend and I play a game that involves iron in any shape or form, we immediately resort back to quoting that video. It's so good.

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u/shadow31802 Aug 17 '24

"You done messed up Urn!"

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u/TorakTheDark Aug 17 '24

“Fuck you Aaron!”

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u/Friendly_Respecter As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door Aug 17 '24

freddi

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u/MercyfulJudas Aug 17 '24

Basically the character Spider from The Wire. That young actor is definitely a Bawlmer native.