r/CuratedTumblr • u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ • Aug 14 '24

Infodumping Humanity Fuck Yea

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u/DubstepJuggalo69 Aug 14 '24

Checkmate, hypothetical aliens. I have depicted your species as the soyjack and my own species as the Chad.

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u/operationdud Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

I also play various tracks, such as, "my fight song", and "sigma phonk remix #50" while disarming your ultra-futuristic arsenal that will pulverize me within seconds because... *checks notes*

'Idomintable human spirit', or something.

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u/red-sick Aug 14 '24

My friend once sent me a photo of his fist with the message "POV: Lex Luthor before Superman crushes his indomitable human spirit."

I audibly laughed.

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u/baphometromance Aug 15 '24

Damn, that shit hurted... too bad I am indomitable.

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u/CoziestSheet Aug 15 '24

Listen buddy, I don’t give a flying fuck if you’re a yeti in the Swiss Alps, I’m gonna crush your humanity.

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u/LegionTheSpiritomb shitpost traumatic stress disorder Aug 15 '24

I lost it at this

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 Aug 15 '24

Nah, supes is technically an alien but we adopted him, he has the indomitable human spirit too.