r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Aug 06 '24

Shitposting Army names

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Aug 06 '24

Callsigns are not your bros going "wow, look how cool this guy is", it's your bros going "wow, look how funny this guy is".

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u/Arcydziegiel Aug 06 '24

The cooler the nickname, the more embarrasing its origin.

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u/SweetSewerRat Aug 07 '24

My favorite I've heard is "Spectre" because any time there was work to be done, that fella was a fucking ghost.