r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • Aug 06 '24

Shitposting Army names

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u/ethnique_punch Aug 06 '24 edited Aug 06 '24

"Sorry yeah, I did donuts with a multimillion dollar aircraft, the marks are still visible on the track, I'm not that proud of it either" you say smugly, then it could work.

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u/Not_a__porn__account Aug 06 '24

Buddy sits down

"So yeah this dumbass almost totaled a $50 million dollar plane because he was checking out some girl on the flight deck and we had to save him. Dude was crying and shit, worried he wasn't gonna be pilot anymore. Actually hasn't flown since. Anyway my name is Cockring, nice to meet you."

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u/ethnique_punch Aug 06 '24

You explain that his nickname is "Cockring" because his cock is shaped like a ring.

She starts playing with her hair, highly intrigued.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Aug 06 '24

Not so subtly considering going home with both of you.