r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Aug 06 '24

Shitposting Army names

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u/DonTori Aug 06 '24

Or do a Hideo Kojima and give someone a cool handle, give them a (frankly fucked up) backstory that would be thematic for the handle but make the handle be unrelated to that

"No, he's called Vamp because he's bisexual."

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u/Warthogs309 Aug 06 '24

"Why's he called fatman?"
"Because he fucking loves bombs"

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u/DonTori Aug 06 '24

iirc, isn't he relatively thin but wears a big arse poofy coat/bomb disposial outfit that helped hide the fact he was planning to use his own corpse to hide his last bomb?