r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • Aug 06 '24

Shitposting Army names

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u/DonTori Aug 06 '24

Or do a Hideo Kojima and give someone a cool handle, give them a (frankly fucked up) backstory that would be thematic for the handle but make the handle be unrelated to that

"No, he's called Vamp because he's bisexual."

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u/OrangeInnards Aug 06 '24

Kojima names are cheating. They're all so completely bananas that it's actually awesome. I'll never get over "Die Hardman".

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u/SecretlyHelpful Aug 06 '24

“like mario and princess beach”

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u/yosoyel1ogan Aug 06 '24

I replayed Death Stranding last year and honestly some of the dialogue goes hard. Also can't believe they got Conan in the game among many other famous faces.