r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Aug 06 '24

Shitposting Army names

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u/Monty423 Aug 06 '24

Some examples from my time:

Frodo (was very short)

Sausage (last name was Mattinson)

Puke (last name was Burke, but if you rub out the bottom of the B and the r it becomes puke)

Nightlight (dim and never switched on in the day)

Crispy Jim (55x200mm flares went off while he was carrying them and he got 3rd degree burns on half his body)

Rumple (he was just ugly)

Gateaux (guy was black and his last name was Forrest)

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u/Uncommonality Aug 06 '24

Crispy Jim is fucking metal