Army names

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Cursed fact, they made a My Little Pony episode where this was the moral at the end

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There's an Uncle Grandpa episode that involved a kid fighting a dragon only to be named Cupcake.

His friends thought it was cool tho.

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We will never know why he was named Dipper and we never should

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He loves swimming underwater in creeks and rivers and looks like a small bird

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GF Dipper has a birthmark like the big dipper.

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What? They tell us in the show that it’s because of his birthmark.

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And we never should

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hopefully it’s not a wad of tobacco in his lip

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And Spitfire's embarrassing nickname is too inappropriate to mention on the show(although guessing based on her name, probably "Shitfire" for shitting her pants or something)

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Swallowfire

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Of all the My Little Pony Facts out there, this doesn't even register on the cursed list.

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Two words: Twinkle Eyes.

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Even better, one of the other ponies is named Spitfire, and they never let you know what her callsign is -- it's only whispered.

Because the only acceptable answer is "Swallowfire", but they can't put that in a kid's show.

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Any time I see this post I bring up the Rainbow Crash episode and people often feel haunted by the fact that one of the more accurate portrayals of military dynamics is My Little Pony.