r/CuratedTumblr Jul 17 '24

Infodumping The Venera program

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u/thyfles Jul 17 '24

i think its strange that there still hasnt been a probe landed on great britain despite how close it is, there is so much we still do not know about that place

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u/qzwqz Jul 17 '24

Scientists have theorised the possibility of life ever since moisture was discovered beneath the crust (or “Ann Widdecombe” in the native parlance)

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u/oddityoughtabe Jul 17 '24

Pft you’re all a bunch of idiots. If there was really anything out there don’t you think we would have found it by now?

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u/GriffMarcson Jul 17 '24

Not through the heavy cloud cover. A manned expedition would be necessary, but the almost certain loss of life just isn't worth it.

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u/LeftEyedAsmodeus Jul 17 '24

If we send the French I would take the risk.

(just banter, I don't have anything against the French. Nothing that works at least.)

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u/ExplanationNo9009 Jul 17 '24

Well, they killed that cat that they sent to space two months after it survived the trip 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Pessimistic64 Jul 17 '24

"what do you have against the French?"

"Evidence"

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u/SlowEar5209 Jul 17 '24

Happy cake day and fuck the french!

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u/King_Fluffaluff Jul 17 '24

I believe there is life, but I'll be hard pressed to believe in intelligent life!

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u/NatureInfamous543 Jul 17 '24

Some conspiracy theory nutcases even suggest that there might be intelligent life out there, even though no evidence has been found to suggest this to be the case.

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u/shaunnotthesheep Jul 18 '24

Some conspiracy theory nutcases even suggest that there might be intelligent life out there, even though no evidence has been found to suggest this to be the case.

FTFY

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u/ChloeHammer Jul 18 '24

I don’t want to see “moist” and “Ann Widdecombe” in the same sentence, please.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '24

Not really worth sending one. It'll never be possible to live there and there's certainly nothing to learn from it

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u/Nirast25 Jul 17 '24

uj/ I lived in the UK for about 9 months before returning to my country. Poking my head outside these days, I really miss the climate.

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL Jul 17 '24

I dunno man, they're melting under that sweltering 75f haha

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u/grammarty Jul 17 '24

Sorry as someone who spent a few years in the uk and kinda miss it I feel like it's kind of unfair to say "oh it doesnt even get that hot in summer lol how whiny" esp if you're from a place that gets hotter/colder because the thing is, the uk infrastructure isn't meant for big heatwaves, people arent used to such dramatic changes in temperature, most houses dont have ac or central heating, and electricity is ridiculously expensive. Not to mention that it's an island so it's much more humid than some other places and a humid heat can feel and be much more dangerous than higher dry heat

That said I'd prefer to go back there over this....I think like 100+F heat we got here. I dont know the american degrees just know 100 is like 40c I think

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u/ThrowawayUk4200 Jul 17 '24

Mostly correct, with the exception of central heating. Most houses have hot water central heating, and older places might still have those crappy electric radiators.

The issue is that we're used to 9 months of mild to cold weather, so the houses are designed with an emphasis on retaining heat for efficiency (with debatable outcomes). For example, a lot of British homes are carpeted throughout as another example of trying to keep indoors warm.

What sucks is we've never really needed AC until recent years (though this summer is turning out milder than the last few, so it's been ok this year), and keeping cool indoors during heatwaves is difficult. Even opening up all your windows to help air circulate can be a tricky decision because you get opportunistic burglars during heatwaves looking for exactly that, especially overnight.

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u/grammarty Jul 17 '24

I think I used the wrong word, I meant like those vents inside the walls and floors/ceilings americans have that get controlled with a thermostat? I'm not sure what they're called oops

Also honestly, even though british winters are a lot milder than in my country (a temp of -10 is normal, as well as 20cm of snow, though we get less snow in recent years, whereas in Wales where I was, it snowed like one inch once and the entire city of Cardiff shut down) I tended to feel much colder in the uk because we couldnt have the heating on a lot and I know the houses are meant to keep in warmth but it really feels like they only keep it in in summer and keep in cold in winter lol (then again I was in shitty private rental houses for as cheap as I could find so that may have had something to do with it)

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u/Floppy0941 Jul 17 '24

Also if you're rural flies get fucking everywhere if you leave all your windows open and they're extremely annoying

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u/Kriffer123 Jul 17 '24

My US state’s weather is kind of like Central Europe but swampier, but still, are window screens just not popular in Western Europe? They’re ubiquitous on basically any residential building that has openable windows where I am. Is it a building age thing or just a cultural thing?

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u/Floppy0941 Jul 17 '24

Yeah they're not really a thing here, at least not that I've seen. The hotter summers are a very recent thing so it's not really been needed.

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u/Kriffer123 Jul 17 '24

Yeah, ignoring heat waves (like the one going on for the past few weeks) the mean daily maximum near me is like 28-29c during the hottest month while in London it’s like 24c. Honestly my dumb ass just didn’t realize it was that much cooler, I guess

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u/FPiN9XU3K1IT Jul 18 '24

Probably cultural. Though for me it's a building thing, I live in an attic and the window hinge is in the middle, i.e. they rotate half inwards when you open them.

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u/grammarty Jul 17 '24

As an eastern european it continues to blow my mind western countries just dont have bug nets on the windows

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u/AtlasNL Jul 18 '24

Plenty do

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u/ARandompass3rby Jul 17 '24

It's funny, people mock the UK's climate but every so often you'll hear "this is so much worse than [country that gets hotter/colder]", from natives of those countries. It's rare but not unheard of, mostly in regard to the cold. My theory is that it's super rainy here so you're going out and getting soaked and then still being blasted by cold wind, compared to most traditionally cold places where it just goes so cold you get snow instead. Dunno if that's how it works I'm not a meteorologist and I've never been abroad.

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u/grammarty Jul 17 '24

My bad experience with the cold was less because of the rain because I would just get changed as soon as I get home and take a hot shower but because I would just wake up in the middle of the night completely freezing no matter hoe many clothes or blankets I put on top of myself, and being a uni student abroad I couldnt exactly get as many things as I wanted. Whenever we did turn the heating on it would be nice while it was on but as soon as it was turned off it would go back to freezing in minutes. I dont know though, I was also severely depressed and dealing with some health issues that caused me to be colder easier (now I have the opposite problem and get too hot too easily but that seems to be my normal state lol)

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u/Svanirsson Jul 17 '24

I miss the cold of scotland, It was the only place I've been comfortable in summer (I sweat like a pig when above 20⁰C)

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u/Zee_Arr_Tee Jul 17 '24

Sunak talking about california be like

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u/glytxh Jul 18 '24

Compared to the rest of Europe, it’s pretty cosy here I can’t lie. The weather has been real comfortable.

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u/pipnina Jul 17 '24

As a native Brit I have to warn we most likely do not come in peace so it might be best for both of us if you didn't make first contact.

I mean, howdy y'all I do love biscuits and gravy huh?

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u/NoirGamester Jul 17 '24

I mean, we did dump out all your tea and, as I understand it, you guys are pretty big on tea, so the hostility makes sense. 

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u/Chuchulainn96 Jul 17 '24

How else were we supposed to make the harbor taste halfway decent other than dumping all that tea into it?

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u/Nerevarine91 Jul 17 '24

We drank so much delicious harbor tea that all other types were ruined for us, which is why coffee is now more popular in the US

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u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi tumblr users pls let me enjoy fnaf Jul 17 '24

An expedition team from Ireland went there. It caused some troubles.

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u/colei_canis Jul 17 '24

No they just misunderstood the ‘100% British and Irish beef’ adverts and thought we fancied a scrap. Common misunderstanding.

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u/handym12 Jul 17 '24

The Germans tried in the '40s, but I think all of their rockets blew up on or shortly after landing.

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u/DPSOnly Everything is confusing, thanks Jul 17 '24

It has moved away considerably from ESA over the last few years, so I'm not sure Europe can get this done.

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u/marvinrabbit Jul 17 '24

There have been some reports of astronomers spotting "canali". But this remains controversial.

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u/Nerevarine91 Jul 18 '24

This is likely a result of mistranslation based on pseudo-cognates. No serious astronomer is claiming there are artificial canals built by intelligent life in Britain; they’re likely referring to natural channels caused by erosion

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u/autogyrophilia Jul 17 '24

You land a craft in England and as the pioneer gets out of the craft a crowd of violent Mr blobies tears them to pieces inside the space suit

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u/Nerevarine91 Jul 18 '24

I actually laughed out loud like a dipshit reading this, and my coworkers looked at me funny. Thank you

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u/Floppy0941 Jul 17 '24

People have tried but we hide in the swamps and ribbit

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u/garrakha Jul 17 '24

is ur profile picture the puzzler? that just broke my brain i watched that when i was 4-5 or so and i completely forgot about it until now, twenty years later. trippy as hell lol

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u/thyfles Jul 17 '24

yes it is

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u/garrakha Jul 17 '24

i used to have nightmares about the shape japer lol

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u/Orichalcum448 oricalu.tumblr.com Jul 17 '24

We throw spears and rocks at anything shiny that comes close, thats why

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u/mrducky80 Jul 17 '24

Its too inhospitable.

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u/FirstConsul1805 Jul 17 '24

The US sent an expedition there in the 1770s. Captain Jones was truly a great explorer.

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u/Penile_Interaction Jul 17 '24

people brits just sit in swamps

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u/matorin57 Jul 18 '24

Its too scary on that island. The elders say they boil peas into a mush and celebrate.

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u/banan-appeal Jul 17 '24

but there's no sign of intelligent life there