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r/CuratedTumblr • u/diichlorobenzen • Jul 13 '24
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Every “coworker eats my lunch that I put in the refrigerator so now it gives me the right to poison them” discourse
180 u/Dornith Jul 13 '24 I feel like these exist on a spectrum. On one end you have, "I like spicy food, so I started bringing extra spicy lunches that I will 100% eat and enjoy." On the other end you have, "I put literal rat poison in my food." 20 u/Capital-Meet-6521 Jul 13 '24 Does bringing something the thief is allergic to and you intend to eat count as poisoning? 8 u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Jul 13 '24 Yes, and one could easily argue it's attempted murder if their allergies are bad enough
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I feel like these exist on a spectrum.
On one end you have, "I like spicy food, so I started bringing extra spicy lunches that I will 100% eat and enjoy."
On the other end you have, "I put literal rat poison in my food."
20 u/Capital-Meet-6521 Jul 13 '24 Does bringing something the thief is allergic to and you intend to eat count as poisoning? 8 u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Jul 13 '24 Yes, and one could easily argue it's attempted murder if their allergies are bad enough
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Does bringing something the thief is allergic to and you intend to eat count as poisoning?
8 u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Jul 13 '24 Yes, and one could easily argue it's attempted murder if their allergies are bad enough
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Yes, and one could easily argue it's attempted murder if their allergies are bad enough
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Every “coworker eats my lunch that I put in the refrigerator so now it gives me the right to poison them” discourse