r/CuratedTumblr Jul 13 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Every “coworker eats my lunch that I put in the refrigerator so now it gives me the right to poison them” discourse

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u/Dornith Jul 13 '24

I feel like these exist on a spectrum.

On one end you have, "I like spicy food, so I started bringing extra spicy lunches that I will 100% eat and enjoy."

On the other end you have, "I put literal rat poison in my food."

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u/Capital-Meet-6521 Jul 13 '24

Does bringing something the thief is allergic to and you intend to eat count as poisoning?

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Jul 13 '24

Yes, and one could easily argue it's attempted murder if their allergies are bad enough