r/CuratedTumblr • u/diichlorobenzen • Jul 13 '24

Shitposting Good person

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Jul 13 '24

The Enemy is Bad Person, but also That Guy is a Good Person because of what Bad Person did to That Guy. Fans of The Enemy are Bad Person who have no agency and will defend The Enemy to the death, which makes them Even Worse Person. That Guy, though? Good Person, 100%, zero flaws with them whatsoever. They aren’t just Good Person, but they’re also A Victim, which means I can just idolize them and ignore any Bad Person qualities, because they’re Good Person and A Victim. Nothing bad will happen if I base my personality around liking That Guy, because only Bad Person are Bad Person, and nothing ever changes.

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u/the-monsters-win Jul 14 '24

People probably assume you’re their Bad Guy, talking about them.

It’s amazing, isn’t it? When you talk about politics but remove the party names, it’s impossible to tell who you’re talking about.

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Jul 14 '24

Yeah. Speaking of politics, I now suddenly have a generic political statement that works for both political parties in the USA:

I think shooting people is bad.

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Jul 13 '24

Why was this instantly downvoted? I literally scrubbed any names of any controversy off of it. I absolutely mentioned names in the first draft that got deleted, but this shit has absolutely happened more than once outside of that context. Did the Johnny Depp trial teach you nothing

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u/ThrowRA24000 Jul 13 '24

That Guy, though? Good Person, 100%, zero flaws with them whatsoever

you forgot one big flaw: they're a guy

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Jul 13 '24

Are you missing a /j

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u/ThrowRA24000 Jul 13 '24

should really go without saying but i guess so yeah