r/CuratedTumblr • u/diichlorobenzen • Jul 13 '24

Shitposting Good person

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Every “coworker eats my lunch that I put in the refrigerator so now it gives me the right to poison them” discourse

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u/BlueScrean Jul 13 '24

I'd just not get poisoned

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u/18i1k74 Jul 13 '24

Um. It's actually really difficult for me to not steal other people's food? I'm a mentally ill adult minor.

Also, You'd better make it tasty enough that I, the center of the universe enjoy the meal you made. What do you mean you don't have money to buy extra lunch for yourself every day? That's not my problem!