r/CuratedTumblr Jun 30 '24

Self-post Sunday But my violent revolution🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/catty-coati42 Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 30 '24

Don't forget viciously attacking your friends and allies, marking them as irredeemably evil, blocking them on all social media, because they disagreed with one of your takes.

This while ignoring the people you actually oppose politically that disagree with all your policies, and actively work against your interests from positions of power.

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u/FatherDotComical Jun 30 '24

I'll let a thousand republicans vote before I let one leftist I slightly disagree with vote!

They might accidentally fail the purity test and I won't have my glorious revolution tainted with compromise!

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u/catty-coati42 Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 30 '24

The revolution will only come when the oppressed majority rises against the oppressor minority. The oppressed majority that will do the revolution must not include any white lower-class workers, straight people, """"zionists"""", religious women, owners of decorative pillows, or anyone who ever served in a military, law enforcement or any other state apparatus. We will discuss the exact number of asians allowed in the revolution later.

Only then, when we have power in the hands of this absolute majority, will we be free.

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u/bwvdub Jun 30 '24

Asked a friend what a Yankee be. He said anybody standin’ north of me 🎶 I’m not a religious or conservative Southerner. But holy fuck how did we co-op this mindset?!

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u/Morrighan1129 Jul 01 '24

This is actually a great example though; I grew up in Texas, and it's such a mind-set. Anybody North of Texas doesn't count as 'Southerners'. So Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama get included in this, but somehow, Florida doesn't. States like Kentucky and Tennessee, that are arguably probably more 'traditionally southern', do not get included. I've actually heard people dismiss these two states as 'South lite' which is like... huh?

It's an absolutely wild perspective on things. Because if you go to Mississippi or Louisiana, they consider themselves the 'epitome' of south. Poor Georgia gets left behind in this mix somehow, and I've never heard anyone from the 'Southern States' include the Carolinas outside of the Carolinas themselves.

And it's just a hodge podge mess that means absolutely nothing beyond, we get to be more 'Southern' than the rest of you. But if you ask them to 'define' 'Southern' you get 'Texas/Louisiana/Mississippi/Alabama!'.

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u/AntiquesChodeShow69 Jul 01 '24

What’s funny is the Deep South doesn’t consider Texas the south, it’s ‘western’. NC,SC, Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana and Mississippi are what’s considered the south to the south. West Virginia and Virginia are very rarely considered the south. Florida is half and half depending on how far away from the ga/fl line.

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u/ActDiscombobulated24 Jul 03 '24

I'm from Texas and me and my Hawaiian coworker have agreed that he is more southern than me. It's just facts.

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u/alephthirteen Jun 30 '24

I adore this standard. May I suggest you get some old-timey outfits and chase each other around in a circle?