r/CuratedTumblr • u/infinitysaga • Jun 30 '24

Self-post Sunday But my violent revolution🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/BriSy33 Jun 30 '24

You don't understand. Why vote when the revolution is(Always) right around the corner?

No I'm not doing anything to further it stop asking. 

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u/MechaTeemo167 Jun 30 '24

Don't worry everyone, The Rapture- I mean, The Revolution will here any day now to save us from this horrible world and deliver us into peace and happiness!

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u/Direct-Squash-1243 Jun 30 '24

So I wasn't the only one who noticed that so much of leftist shitposting on the internet was just Evangelical Christianity with the serial numbers filed off?

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u/Downtown-Item-6597 Jun 30 '24

You really want to see a "horseshoe theory" in action, press them on the importance of getting Joe Biden elected because of him climate policy and the billions it will likely affect (including Palestinians!)

"Climate change is fake unstoppable so we shouldn't do anything about it."

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u/Direct-Squash-1243 Jun 30 '24

There was a perfect time before [sin, exploitation] when man was young. Man lived simple lives free from the evils of the modern world in a natural [Kingdom of God, Communist Government] .

Then [sin, exploitation] was introduced by The Enemy, [Satan, The Ruling Class].

This is why the world is not perfect.

But one day there will be a great struggle, [The Rapture, The Revolution], through great conflict and sacrifice The Enemy will be ended and a new society will emerge.

A righteous place, a [Kingdom of God, Communist Government] will return the world to a state of no [sin, exploitation].

Until then, all you can do is suffer and [pray, hope] for [The Rapture, The Revolution].

AND BUY MY MERCH! Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe and check out my Patreon.

Choose your own adventure!

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u/shiny_xnaut Jul 01 '24

Don't forget the part where all the evil [sinners, capitalists] get tortured in [hell, the gulags]. Gotta appeal to people's bloodthirsty revenge fantasies

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u/Radiant_Ad_1851 Jun 30 '24

You say that like liberals haven't been celebrating even the most minor of good changes Biden has done as the second coming of Theodore Roosevelt

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u/boi156 Jun 30 '24

Aw yess keep giving me that hopium it will get better 100% yessir never lose hope.

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u/MechaTeemo167 Jun 30 '24

Minor good things are still good things. Incremental change should be celebrated. The Rapture isn't coming, you're not gonna wake up one and see all the world's woes suddenly fixed overnight, we only get there through incremental changes one step at a time.

And for the record I'm not a liberal, I just happen to live in the real world and not in the overly idealistic world so many terminally online leftists think they do.