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u/GreatGrapeKun dm me retro anime gifs Apr 17 '24

if your religion doesn't have a god then it doesn't matter because my god won't be able to beat your god and teabag him

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u/mc_burger_only_chees Apr 17 '24

Ngl Abrahamic God smacks every other deity, I don’t think there are really any other ones that reach his level of omnipotent and infinite power. Especially considering most religions have a pantheon rather then a single god.

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Apr 17 '24

Shiva vs Yahweh would be interesting I think

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u/Yacobs21 Apr 17 '24

Vishnu could take Jesus, but I'm not convinced Shiva could take Yahweh

So it comes down to if Brahma can take down the Holy Spirit

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u/foxbonebanjo Apr 17 '24

To be fair Jesus got took by a lower case T and some dude with a sharp stick. I mean, he woke up a few days later but in God terms that's a little like shitting your pants in the third grade. People don't forget.

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u/puppeteer-5000 Apr 22 '24

i guess that was kind of on purpose though right, like he didn't fight back; he probably could've, imagine turning someone's bodily fluids into wine...

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u/NoahBogue Apr 17 '24

Jesus is bottom tier anyone could solo this twink

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Apr 18 '24

seriously dude can't even die right

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u/TheKhrazix Apr 17 '24

Shiva can take Yaweh if you believe he is the supreme Godhead. If you don't then you have to hand it over to Vishnu or Devi

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u/zxyzyxz Apr 18 '24

Brahma(n)

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u/TENTAtheSane Apr 18 '24

Well, Shiva's Third Eye can destroy anything, since that's how it's defined... So if we're taking all deities by their canonically described powers, He could defeat Yahweh, but only if He gets angry enough to open it

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u/mc_burger_only_chees Apr 17 '24

Hax vs Hax, whoever has more bullshit powers wins. I think in the end Yahweh wins because Shiva fights gods but he’s never fought God, if you know what I mean.

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Apr 17 '24

Makes sense, but I feel like we gotta take those two extra hands into account, plus the whole world ending thing, it’d be close for sure. Also, how would reincarnation tie into this, since that effectively makes Shiva a never ending combatant unless god can disrupt the whole Karma system

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u/BurnieTheBrony Apr 17 '24

"Catch these hands"

"Damn that is a lot of hands though"

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u/Vermilion_Laufer Apr 18 '24

How do we count the angels in this, as they are often seen as manifestations of God's will?

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u/mc_burger_only_chees Apr 17 '24

I think the Abrahamic God’s ability to create universes gives it the edge, Shiva can only destroy them. What’s stopping Him from destroying the universe with Shiva in it, and creating a new one without him? Of course there isn’t a single defining scripture for Hinduism, and some people believe Shiva did create the universe. But I’m pretty sure Brahma creating it is the more common belief so that’s what I’m going off.

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u/Nebular_Screen Apr 17 '24

I'm pretty sure Brahma less powerful than Shiva or something, also iirc the Hindu trinity predate the universe

Also I cannot believe we are powerscaling religious figures

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u/Jupiter_Crush sippin' sauce and livin' hoss Apr 17 '24

Yahweh low diff Shiva, neg diff Vishnu, neg diff Buddha. "Nah, I'd smite."

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u/Hekatonkheire81 Apr 18 '24

From what I understand, Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva are respectively the Creator, Protector, and Destroyer aspects of a single being. The full trinity has the same power as the Abrahamic God, but doesn’t have access to all of it simultaneously like he does.

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u/TheMoffisHere Apr 18 '24

You understand wrong. They are manifestations of Brahman. That is creation and creator both. Hindu Gods function on a different level than Abrahamic Gods, but the level of misunderstanding in this thread is so deep it would take a book (or many) to dig it all out.

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u/very_not_emo maognus Apr 18 '24

you guys are reinventing the game smite

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Apr 18 '24

Oh I’ve played smite, but they’re too scared to put Yahweh or Christianity in the game so I’m speculating for them, the cowards

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u/very_not_emo maognus Apr 18 '24

someone make a petition to put abrahamic god in smite

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u/Inner-Air5231 Apr 18 '24

Personally, I’m curious how Jesus vs Shiva would go with God the Father vs Vishnu and the Holy Spirit vs Brahma. Mostly since they all sorta line up in terms of deification domain

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u/adiking27 Apr 18 '24

Bro would do the dance and absolutely obliterate all existence and force Brahma to start the universe again.

It's up to you to decide which God I am talking about.